dumped, now wants me back funny story

[Thugo]

good work thugo. i've seen alot of girls lately who have gotten back with their exs all due to christmas and the new years coming up. my next door neighbor dumped her boyfriend for the guy she was cheating with. all the guy was looking for from her was a few booty calls and it ended and just this week she and her ex have been hanging out alot probably due to seeing couples shopping together and friends talking about what they are getting their boyfriend for christmas. it is quite sad.

yeah screw this c/nt...she called me dull.. she was about as exciting as the pair of old shoes in my closet. I hope she regrets dumping me for the rest of her pathetic life. Because I will never give her another ride on the Thugo express.