Dumbest pickup lines ever!

[Nexus Polaris]

Hahahah you guys crack me UP!!! This is like the best thread i have seen in a while. And you know what? i'm gonna try it too. but let me show you the one i found.

"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone nmuber, can i borrow yours?"

A friend of mine in high school used to use, "I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"

 

[Lust]

Me: Ten tonne polar bear!
Her: What?
Me: Ten tonne polar bear!
Her: What does that mean?
Me: Dunno, was just trying to break the ice.

I actually got this from a really hot store clerk when I went out doing blow out sets with my hockey mask on, and my ukulele. Woo.

 

[Leporello]

another variation of the "did it hurt?"
....
Did it hurt?
her: did what hurt?
When you fell out of heaven?

LMAO that has to be the most dumbest pickup line that everyone knows...

That's the original. Mine was a joke.

 

[Heavyjay]

I'll make sweet love to you all night long unless you buy me a drink.

I love that one! It's funny, but at the same time you gotta have some kind of balls to say that.

 

[Aragon034]

Me: Ten tonne polar bear!
Her: What?
Me: Ten tonne polar bear!
Her: What does that mean?
Me: Dunno, was just trying to break the ice.

I actually got this from a really hot store clerk when I went out doing blow out sets with my hockey mask on, and my ukulele. Woo.

WTF!!!!??? BWAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

:crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup::crackup:

Oh god... hockey mask and a ukelele... i'm so gonna have to do that at least once

That "Angel" pick up line actually worked for me... Once. In Church.5 years ago

Worst pick up line i ever used (was a dare at a bar, and i got slapped )

me:Hey there
girl:Hey
Me: did you know i'm bigger and better than the titanic?
Girl: What?
me: Only 200 women went down on the titanic *wink*
Girl: EW! you *******! *swing*

 

[(JJ)]

hahaha ^^^

"do you sleep on your stomach?"
"no"
"can i?"

 

[mtlwlu]

I dunno but last night at a bar, I saw a guy use the line "I love you" on random girls, needless to say they brushed him off pretty fast.

 

[Thunderstruck7]

are you from Tennessee?
cause your the only ten i see.

 

[Brians_600rr]

"Umm miss is there any way you are related to bruce lee?

Cause your body is KICKIN!!"

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

I hope I'm saying this right...

If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas. Can I come visit you between hollidays?

 

[randalll]

im new here on campus, can you give me the directions to your bedroom

 

[chinwaggler]

Hi I've been stalking you on facebook for the last year and thought I'd say hello.

Let me tell you something about good looking people... We're not liked much.

You go up to someone, lick your finger, wipe it on their shirt, and say "Here, let's get you out of those wet clothes."

 

[OTB]

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

 

[OTB]

This is actually one of my favorite one's of all time & and actually thinking of using this next time I go to the club :crackup:

You're body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

 

[OTB]

This is actually one of the creepiest ones I've heard of......


I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

 

[I'm Charming]

"Can I buy you a drink?"

I dunno who thought that one was a good idea.

 

[theunflushables]

How do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertalized.

Do you know what GHB is? No? Can I buy you a drink?

I'd love to be coat hanger that scrapes your uterus!

 

[loving]

"Hey baby you want a melon?"

this ones goin in the vault:

On a scale of 1-10 can I have your number?

 

[02hero]

You don't sweat much for a fat girl....