Dumb dudes with hot chicks

[Heisenberg]

I normally don't believe in looking in your neighbor's bowl, but this one short circuited my brain. Need you guys to do some tech support for me.

I was scrolling through facebook, wondering how I came to be "friends" with so many stupid people.

It got me to thinking: who is the dumbest person I've ever met?

The answer came quick. There was this guy in high school. Big fat football jock. He was one of those guys who just looked dumb. You know what I mean? Just looking at his face made your IQ drop. And he wasn't mentally challenged or anything. Just a big dumb jock who was kind of a bully.

~~~~FLASHBACK~~~~

I remember walking back into my high school two years after we graduated to do a presentation to a class. I get five feet in the door and who do I see? That big dumb jug head sitting there reading a newspaper (comics, maybe?).

I asked the teacher whose class I was speaking to why that guy was there. Turns out, he was still a student. 19 or 20 years old. Apparently he just wanted to keep playing football, so he took like one class a semester.

Part of me likes to think he's still there...

~~~~FLASHFORWARD~~~~

So I look him up on facebook to see if he's a 30 year old high school student. The little thing under your name that says your job or college comes up with the name of our high school, so I figure that's a pretty good start.

He actually looks pretty much the same. Still kind of looks like what a football would look like if it was a person. Maybe a bit fatter. Face still pink from being gassed all the time. It looks like he's a bartender now, which sounds about right.

So I start flicking through his profile pictures... and this guy's girlfriend is smoking hot. At least an 8. Okay, fine, there are lots of dumb hot girls. So I keep scrolling back in time... There's pics of, I assume, an ex-girlfriend who is even hotter! Keep scrolling back... Another girlfriend! Just as hot!

Guys. I can't complain about my lot in life. I'm a perfectly average looking white dude with a great job and no real social deficits and my dating life is always steady... But of the 40-ish girls I've slept with, maybe 8 or 9 have been HOT. Like 8.5+. I typically rake in 7s (edit: I'll give myself some credit - mostly 7.5s) and while they have mostly all been very cool and smart, I do occasionally lament that I don't attract pornstar hot.

This big dumb rocket has had at least three hot girlfriends. I also note: girlfriends. The 7s I tend to attract are more interested in flings because they're usually the independent, ambitious sort. This guy has LTRs with absolute babes and I guarantee you that he has to wear velcro on his shoes because there's no way he's a smart enough to tie a knot.

I hate to sound bitter and I really think it's poor form to compare yourself to others - but this boggles my mind in the name of science! If this natural-selection-cheating talking mop can not only attract but KEEP - on his bartender salary - model-quality women, I just don't understand the rules of the universe.

 

[djthiago1]

Bump. Would love some insight on this from older members.

 

[Mike32ct]

Intelligence, by itself, does not attract women. From a PURELY attracting puzzy standpoint, a large dominant football player body will trump a skinny bright guy 6 days out of the week. Some guys really do attract women only (or primarily) because they are big.

Some guys will probably tell you that it's this guy's personality that attracts the hot women. He's fun and doesn't give a shyte, and THAT is how he gets these hot women. WRONG. It certainly HELPS, but I bet my last dollar that it's his size and build (i.e. overall physical dominance) that does 90 percent of the work for him.

Intelligence can ONLY work in certain cases such as if it is used to make lots of $ and/or secure a high status job. Intelligence can be helpful in terms of developing a witty personality, but you would still need looks (which can include physical size) or $ to back it up.

 

[Cheeks]

Life isn't fair, then you die. Chaos reigns.

 

[christoff522]

Well, not being intelligent mean's he likely truly believes himself to be 'the ****'. Not only that, he's a big football jock which in their teens is the girl's biggest fantasy.

So:

1. No voice in his head saying that he's making a fool of himself
2. Childlike view of the world
3. big and handsome
4. works in a bar

perfect potential for getting 8s or 9s.

He has the means and motivation to be a ladykiller!

 

[expos]

This big dumb rocket has had at least three hot girlfriends. I also note: girlfriends. The 7s I tend to attract are more interested in flings because they're usually the independent, ambitious sort. This guy has LTRs with absolute babes and I guarantee you that he has to wear velcro on his shoes because there's no way he's a smart enough to tie a knot.

What do you actually know about these woman? I stand by the saying that water meets it's own level. Which means that there is certainly something off about these women - maybe a symbiotic level of craziness which allows the relationship to work.

Just because they are hot doesn't mean they are good people. I've had multiple flings with hot women who were just genuinely terrible people (stupid, shallow, untrustworthy) and I'm not with them because I thought I could do better for a partner.

Considering this guy is a dumb jock, she just might be bimbo, hence why they are together.

This why you also see ugly guys with hot women.

Scenario A) Ugly beta guy has money and knows he can't do better and treats her like a princess, hot girl likes the money and loves knowing ugly beta guy can't do better and will never stray.

Scenario B) Ugly guy will tolerate crap behavior, dumb hot girl knows she can't find a quality man to endure her behavior - so they stay together.

Scenario C) Hot girl has been burned by hot Alphas and decides to take the "safe bet" and get with an ugly guy who will treat her well, and despite actually loathing the ugly guy and wanting better looking men, she stays out of convenience and support.

You see, no girl wants an ugly boyfriend or husband. That's why shows like "The Bachelor" will never put a nerdy guy or a fat slob as the leading man.

Women will settle for an ugly man knowing it's probably the best they know they can do because they have very little self worth and value themselves. You can't blame them by being realistic.

The guys who are rich and good looking are like the 2%, and most woman are smart enough to know that these men are unattainable. Just like men who settle with a fat woman, women settle as well.

 

[Yewki]

size matters, game matters, and intelligence is actually a barrier if you don't know how to hide it

The part in bold is sad but true. Raw intelligence itself can come off as uncool and intimidating. It's more attractive to be "intelligent" with style, aka street smart... if you are in fact intelligent, sometimes you need to hide it to accomplish this. Quick example, if you speak with perfect grammar and big words you will tend to come across as annoying and unappealing... you will actually get a better response by pretending to be stupider: using smaller words, using less articulate phrases and figures of speech, and intentionally speaking with grammatical errors.

 

[zekko]

You have to wonder about how natural selection works when you look at who is reproducing. Seems like it is mostly poor people, welfare recipients, people who are reckless with birth control, etc. A smart guy may look at the financial and time burden of raising children and decide to take a pass. You have to wonder what kind of traits is nature "selecting".

 

[YAboi]

Here's your answer www.mediatakeout.com/265920/mee-the...bail-money-for-any-of-them-pics.html?mobile=1

Beauty doesn't always equal good.

 

[Tictac]

This all sounds like jealousy, envy or both.