Drinks to keep around for women

Maeisgood

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What are some alcoholic drinks to keep in the fridge for females and possible hook ups? Drinks that don't scream "I bought these girl drinks hoping you'd drink them so you'd hook up with me!" Even though that's pretty much what the intention is.
 

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wine, b..itches love to think there classy. And make sure you know the difference bout some wines so they think your classy and have an excuse to f.uck you
 

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Maeisgood said:
"I bought these girl drinks hoping you'd drink them so you'd hook up with me!" Even though that's pretty much what the intention is.
Wrong frame, how about:

"Yep I bought all these because I entertain and drunk fvck other chicks besides you snowflake. You tingly?"

Maeisgood said:
What are some alcoholic drinks to keep in the fridge for females and possible hook ups?
Wine for the older birds and vodka raspberry chick drinks for the young ones. I wouldn't worry too much, most "modern women" are booze hounds anyway and will generally drink whatever you got. Keep something that's super sweet and something that's bitter/savoury. That's plenty enough.
 

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Wine-Mascoto, Bud light lime, Grey Goose Vodka, Ciroc and B&J's wine coolers or Smirnoff Ice.
 

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Discussion. Goes down smooth, just like she will!
 

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An array if spirits and mixers, pre-bottled vodka drinks, wine and beer.
In saying that, if a chick really wants to fvck you, she won't be interested in drinking, but if she insists on a nightcap, or you want to keep the party going and get her tipsy enough to fvck, or you've got her over for a movie and dinner, it's best to have a wide range of options in your leg-opening arsenal.
 
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