DrBeards *Interactive!* cold approaching journal

[DrBeard]

I am back and I am pissed. I still read this board and I saw all the shiat you have said about me and I have decided I am gonna prove to you all I have balls.

I dont give a shiat no more and I dont care what anyone thinks of me!! I am going to approach loads of women and keep trying.

BUT there is a twist to this journal!!!

I am going to experiment with opening lines and I am asking YOU what openers I should use.

I don't care and Ive got nothing to lose any more so I will try anything you tell me to say as long as you are serious about it.

My Rules

Dont tell me to touch a chick.
Dont tell me to ask her to fvck me or anything like that.
Dont tell me to say something stupid so you can laugh at me.
No more pigeon jokes.


But I will use the lines you give me and I will tell you exactly what happened. Then we can see what styles and what openers REALLY work!

After this journal I will be a legend on this forum!!!!!!!!!

Lay your openers on me!

PS. I am only after pick up lines just to get her interested and to talk to me. I dont need converstion material or techniques to use cos its a waste of time if they dont listen to me and walk off like most women do.

 

[DrBeard]

Approach 1:

This afternoon I approached a fit blonde chick in a newsagents. She was about 30 a HB9 but slutty. I waited for her to walk my way and I said "Hey, wassap?"

She pretended not to notice me and ignored me totally.


Approach 2:

I approach another girl on the train who was about 22 and HB7 and I used a version of the David Dangelo line "I saw you accross the train and thought I'd take a second to get to know you".

First she said "What?" and I had to repeat it again and she said "sorry I have got to make a call and I dont have time to chat".

She was polite but it was brush off. I got nowhere today. So now it's time to use your lines.

 

[Ice Cold]

Hi, my name is pigeon and I'll prove to you that I have balls right now!

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

how are you going to be a legend here if either you do not look good enough or are to insecure, for a girl to get a good vibe off of you.

but good luck anyway and try this one

get eye contact from accross the room and then walk up to her and say "hey i saw you checking me out and thought i would come over and talk to you" obviously say it in a C&F way oh and make sure you get solid eye contact before trying this.

 

[DJDamage]

I am back and I am pissed. I still read this board and I saw all the shiat you have said about me and I have decided I am gonna prove to you all I have balls.

I dont give a shiat no more and I dont care what anyone thinks of me!! I am going to approach loads of women and keep trying.

BUT there is a twist to this journal!!!

I am going to experiment with opening lines and I am asking YOU what openers I should use.

I don't care and Ive got nothing to lose any more so I will try anything you tell me to say as long as you are serious about it.

My Rules

Dont tell me to touch a chick.
Dont tell me to ask her to fvck me or anything like that.
Dont tell me to say something stupid so you can laugh at me.
No more pigeon jokes.


But I will use the lines you give me and I will tell you exactly what happened. Then we can see what styles and what openers REALLY work!

After this journal I will be a legend on this forum!!!!!!!!!

Lay your openers on me!

PS. I am only after pick up lines just to get her interested and to talk to me. I dont need converstion material or techniques to use cos its a waste of time if they dont listen to me and walk off like most women do.

DrBeards sit back and relax and listen when people tell you stuff, because you obviously are not getting it.

First off the reason people laugh at you is because you gave them a reason to. You start telling bizarre stories that made you look like a goofball about a chick that treats you like an animal and about girls making fun of you that you look like a pigeon.

This is not the actions of a mature person first off and secondly almost everyone have been made fun over their looks and they don't go around saying those people say I look like this or that. If you didn't mentioned those girls saying you were a pigeon no one here would have put the two together and they wouldn't have made fun at you.

Why are you coming on here to try prove everyone wrong?! This site is for you only, your success or failure does not change anything in our lives but yours.

Again you missed the point that it is not about lines. Its about making a connection with another human being. It won't work because it is often not what you say but HOW YOU SAY IT or HOW YOU CONVEY IT. What will work for me, won't work for you and vise-versa.

What you need to do is read the DJ Bible and practice what it preaches because it is obvious that you have not learned anything. After that then you can work yourself up to a DJ bootcamp.

Regarding your approaches they were a complete faliure. Again do your homework on this by studying the DJ Bible. You are ruining your self-esteem even farther by going for cold approaches and not understanding anything about them.

The definition of insanity is doing the same tactic over and over again while expecting a different result.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

DJ damage, you are right in what you say BUT you just runied our fun!

 

[cinephile]

here's few

Drop dat chiken dinner and get wit da winner

You must hate me

You just touched my ass

Hi my name is ...., what's your

 

[david90]

complement her by saying that "she's pretty." not cute, hot, sexy but pretty. It has 90% successful at getting #. Field tested by me.

Try it out for me.

 

[Jariel]

If you're determined to go through with this, try opening with a trivial question that relates to your situation or surroundings.

 

[diplomatic_lie]

"Sqawk!"

 

[quest]

lines are weak..
unless ur very good looking, the girl will have heard the line before, or obviously know its pre planned.
and i include "hi, how are you?" "do you come here often?" etc. as lines. sometimes, you may just have to use one, and it may work.
but your far better improvising by ur surroundings..
it DOESNT HAVE TO BE FUNNY!
for example.
i was in a club last week, this HB9, 25 years old, i'm 21. i thought i got no chance, but i'll have a crack at it.
she was buying 2 beers.
i said something along the lines of
"not often you see a chick drinking beer, let along 2 beers!"
"haha, there not both for me! ones for my friend"

then blah blah blah, i can't remember much cause i was drunk and it was a week ago.

unfortunantly i wrecked it..
she showed good IL, she asked me my name etc. i was giving her keno, she didn't mind at all, her friend came up to her and she still stayed talking to me.
then this happened
hb9: "so do you come here often?"
me: "lately i have been, do you?"
hb9: "no, i normally go out around <suburb>"
me: "oh do you go to <club> often?" (club is in suburb)
hb9: "how old are you? "

end of my game.. its a proper club and all, but i guess its got a bad rep. mainly 18 year old *****s, she being 25.. me not looking 25.. she prob peiced it all together..

me: "guess"
hb9: "19"
me: very offended "guess again"
hb9: "23"
me: "21"

... maybe more fluff talk

hb9: "ok i'm going to dance with my friends now, nice meeting you"

 

[DrBeard]

Wassup dogz!

This was facked as soon as it started. I used the lines you said and every biatch ignored me aprt from when I used......

"Drop dat chiken dinner and get wit da winner"

I said it to this biatch and she said "Chicken dinner What's that supposed ot mean" and I didnt know what to say so I started doing C+F on her. I said it was her lucky day cos she gets to meet me and she looked at my like I was a nutter and walked off.

One woman had a go at me when I tried to talk to her and I got a bit upset. I dont care what you all say it hurt my facking feelings cos she was really snappy. She got sympathetic and said she had a bad day and didnt mean to take it out on me. I said "you would never go with a man like me I wont even bother you any more" and she got really nice. She said I seem nice but she is not looking for anyone.

She was fit! Like massive tits and looks like madonna.

I aint tried anything else out. I think I need to work on my pimping game skils.

I been learning to do freestyle rapping and got some rhymes down I'm gonna use.

 

[Eternal]

Please, someone just ban this guy...This ranks up there with his "dis b!tch b dissin me so i spit in ehr drink!"

 

[BLUEox117]

so did u hear about the bird that returned to its owner?

 

[BigWillyStyle]

I been learning to do freestyle rapping and got some rhymes down I'm gonna use.

OH Jesus! Please no!

 

[alphawolfx]

you are now on my favorites list...

you're making fun of the guys here by exaggerating, aren't you?

you're a funny f.ucker