Dr. Beard rememberance thread
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comic_relief
Master Don Juan
The greatest DJ of all time! Dr. BeardSamePendo said:
Pook had nothing on him and his tiger games!
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spesmilitis
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Man, I really wish he wasn't banned. Anyone know where he posts now?
jbbrain
Master Don Juan
holy shiiite that was some 'Supreme Boredom'
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
TheVirtualMind
Master Don Juan
No.SamePendo said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
LeComteDeMonteCristo
Don Juan
Doc Beard taught me everything I know.
The "George McFly Backshot Technique" never fails.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
:cheer:
The "George McFly Backshot Technique" never fails.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84541
:cheer:
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
hahaha
dr. bread will never die around here.
Can anyone post up that picture of him? I wanna get a laugh at it for oldtimes sake :crackup:
dr. bread will never die around here.
Can anyone post up that picture of him? I wanna get a laugh at it for oldtimes sake :crackup:
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
I think he has the funniest myspace page i've ever seen. http://www.myspace.com/drbeard
What really cracked me up were his top 20 friends are all super models and his rapping was hilarious.
What really cracked me up were his top 20 friends are all super models and his rapping was hilarious.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
BEcome a action hero and get the chicks!!! By Dr. Beard
Yo skonners, da doc is back with anotha excitin tip. Just remember this tip aint for ponces and gutless AFCs who just wanna whine and sit on there asses! This is serious shiat!
If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero always gets the hot chick at the end! It is cos women like real men who shoot people and dive through explosions to save her ass.
Now u aint gonna be rescuin any chicks from explosions cos u will get burnt in real life + u could mess up yo face. Thats why action heros have stunt men to do that stuff. I would do my own stunts if I was in a film cos I can but for you amaturs dont try it!
What u do then is get a mate who has a motorbike and tell him to him to come + drive round a hot chick + swear at her and shiat. Tell him to do some skidders so the dirt goes on her dress. She'll think he's a gluesniffer or gypo and get really scared.
Now you gotta walk up all casual like u are just passing by and when your mate sees you he must try to run the chick over on his bike. I know all u ponces are probably thinking "Dr beard yo crazy pyscho why u want to kill the chick you like?" but this is the twist. Just as he is approaching you run up + push her out of the way. You can do a dive to make it look cooler!
Then your mate will ride off and hide so no one calls the cops on his ass. And the chick will thank u for saving her life and fall in love with you. The important thing to do is be cool and act like it was nothing. Ask if she is ok + offer to give her a massage!
This is top stuff but only for the guys who have balls! If u r too scared to do this then go and grow some balls and get back to me! This is field tested by me and I have a hot chick who says she loves me + wants to get married!
Peace!
Yo skonners, da doc is back with anotha excitin tip. Just remember this tip aint for ponces and gutless AFCs who just wanna whine and sit on there asses! This is serious shiat!
If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero always gets the hot chick at the end! It is cos women like real men who shoot people and dive through explosions to save her ass.
Now u aint gonna be rescuin any chicks from explosions cos u will get burnt in real life + u could mess up yo face. Thats why action heros have stunt men to do that stuff. I would do my own stunts if I was in a film cos I can but for you amaturs dont try it!
What u do then is get a mate who has a motorbike and tell him to him to come + drive round a hot chick + swear at her and shiat. Tell him to do some skidders so the dirt goes on her dress. She'll think he's a gluesniffer or gypo and get really scared.
Now you gotta walk up all casual like u are just passing by and when your mate sees you he must try to run the chick over on his bike. I know all u ponces are probably thinking "Dr beard yo crazy pyscho why u want to kill the chick you like?" but this is the twist. Just as he is approaching you run up + push her out of the way. You can do a dive to make it look cooler!
Then your mate will ride off and hide so no one calls the cops on his ass. And the chick will thank u for saving her life and fall in love with you. The important thing to do is be cool and act like it was nothing. Ask if she is ok + offer to give her a massage!
This is top stuff but only for the guys who have balls! If u r too scared to do this then go and grow some balls and get back to me! This is field tested by me and I have a hot chick who says she loves me + wants to get married!
Peace!
Desdinova
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OTB
Master Don Juan
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This is his default message on Facebook... :crackup:
Robert Beard said:
CarlitosWay
Master Don Juan
Facebook Status: Robert Beard wants sex tonight. Any offers?
Big lolz
Big lolz
Find out for yourself, look for threads made by him, any posts for that matter. And while you're at that, check out Bjerte's.CaptainJ said:
The tiger game and the george mcfly backshot were great. I also remember something about some funeral . . so funny!
