Double the age and may possibly have both major strains of herpes.

Plutoman

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No way man... even in a perfect case you'll be sitting at 52 wondering why the heck you spent 30 years with an aging woman.

I have hesitated to some great levels in dating a 30 y/o with me soon to be 22. And that's with her looking 23, fun girl, and plenty of physical action. There's no way I'd ever consider any older. It's already the consideration of - when she's 50, I'll be 42 and in my prime, she'll be 20 years past her prime. That's simply the reality of male and female life.

Don't do it. You'll regret it. You'll think it's great now - and then it's going to take a dive. She's 30 freaking years older than you. She could have kids older than you and you'd never even know because they could be cross-country living on their own with their OWN kids.
 

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dajinn said:
Actually I just now remember that she is 49...still no go? Dunno why I was thinking 52.
You sound like BibleBelt.. first he was repulsed that his girlfriend was 80 lbs overweight, then he realized she's "only" 40 lbs overweight, now he's realized he loves thick women!

Next week she'll be 45 years old. Maybe in two months she'll be your age!
 

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dajinn said:
Actually I just now remember that she is 49...still no go? Dunno why I was thinking 52.
CRUCIAL FACT OMITTED!! That changes everything. WIFE HER UP!!
 

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Bokanovsky said:
I smell troll.
Totally a troll. But with an absurd amount of time on his hands.

Do you think he's stuck in a wheelchair or is he one of those 1,500-pound dudes who can't leave the house?
 
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