Originally posted by JC Jerkson
HB: Will you buy me a drink?
JC: I was about to ask you the same thing (smirk)
JC
HB "Will you buy me a drink?"
JP "Well, that all depends...what do I get?"
HB "What is it you want?"
JP "To taste your mouth"
From here there are two/three options for the woman. She can tell Jack Presscot:
"Um, I dont think so, I hardly know you,"
To which JP replies, "I hardly know you either, and I only buy drinks for women I know, so why dont we just buy our own drinks for now.....to the (Bartender) "Jake!, I'll have a Grey Goose Martini, dry, straight up, with a twist of lemon and two olives." and when I get it, I'll offer her "cheers!"
"Um, ok", and offers me a bull$hit peck on the lips/cheek....
"Thats how you kiss your grandmother, Sweetheart, if you want a drink, you have to kiss me like Sade was playing in the background." At which point she will offer more excuses, and not get a free drink. But she can watch me buy one for myself.
Um, ok, I've been wanting to do that since I first saw you" At which point, she opens her mouth to me, and we proceed to tongue wrestle, and bite each others lower lip, while I caress her thighs. 20 second minimum. "Jake, get this sexy lady whatever the Hell she wants, and two Jaeger bombs, if ya please!