ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Alright just gotta make a reminder for all of you here:
While love and romance is great and all, it doesn’t exist. As nice as that Disney shit seems, as much as you want it to be true, that shit doesn’t exist. By telling a girl how much you love her and care about her, you’re turning her pussy more dry than the Sahara desert. By talking to her about your feelings or secrets, your making her think you’re weak and pathetic. By being that wishy-washy guy who’s bought her roses and chocolate for Valentine’s Day, or telling her how you will always love her after she broke up with you, she’s laughing with her friends in the background making fun of you for it. It’s the truth. Even those good morning texts, it makes them want to vomit:
Stop the pandering. Have some self-respect. Like all wise men say, her pussy ain’t golden. Stop giving a **** about them. If you want to bang her, don’t be a bitch who’s basically asking for permission, flirt with her and make it obvious, maybe even go ahead and tell her how you’re gonna do her dirty if you’re feeling especially ballsy. Be a man. Despite what the media says, women love rough sex, they WANT to be ravaged. But if she ain’t feeling it, or if she wants you to bend over backwards for her just so that you get a CHANCE to have sex with her, don’t you dare be afraid to walk away from her and never talk to her every again. Even if you know you’ll get to sleep with her if you do XYZ, it’s not worth it. Why would you ever give yourself away to someone who will stomp on your humanity and humiliate you for it in return?
Never let them take away your pride and dignity. Remember that.
While love and romance is great and all, it doesn’t exist. As nice as that Disney shit seems, as much as you want it to be true, that shit doesn’t exist. By telling a girl how much you love her and care about her, you’re turning her pussy more dry than the Sahara desert. By talking to her about your feelings or secrets, your making her think you’re weak and pathetic. By being that wishy-washy guy who’s bought her roses and chocolate for Valentine’s Day, or telling her how you will always love her after she broke up with you, she’s laughing with her friends in the background making fun of you for it. It’s the truth. Even those good morning texts, it makes them want to vomit:
Stop the pandering. Have some self-respect. Like all wise men say, her pussy ain’t golden. Stop giving a **** about them. If you want to bang her, don’t be a bitch who’s basically asking for permission, flirt with her and make it obvious, maybe even go ahead and tell her how you’re gonna do her dirty if you’re feeling especially ballsy. Be a man. Despite what the media says, women love rough sex, they WANT to be ravaged. But if she ain’t feeling it, or if she wants you to bend over backwards for her just so that you get a CHANCE to have sex with her, don’t you dare be afraid to walk away from her and never talk to her every again. Even if you know you’ll get to sleep with her if you do XYZ, it’s not worth it. Why would you ever give yourself away to someone who will stomp on your humanity and humiliate you for it in return?
Never let them take away your pride and dignity. Remember that.