Dog training obedience techniques as applied to women

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My dog trainer friend was at my house helping me train our dog a while back. He loves to talk about dogs, is very passionate about training, and can go on talking for hours.

So one day he is going on and on about techniques and theory, how to reward and punish, etc. and it sounded exactly like the stuff we talk about here. No offense ladies, but the similarities of what women and dogs respond to are surprising.

Just for laughs, here are some obedience training tips for dogs/women that are surprisingly applicable. :D

What Is Woman Training For Obedience Purposes?


I, like most of us owners believe that woman training for obedience is an essential ingredient in any healthy man-woman relationship. Regardless of which training technique you choose to employ or which woman training schools you frequent, this is what proper woman training for obedience should accomplish:

1. Builds or strengthens a healthy and appropriate relationship between you and your woman.

2. Opens up a clear line of communication between you and your woman. This includes you knowing what to expect of your woman in all circumstances, and your woman understanding and respecting what is expected of her.

3. Woman Training for Obedience lays down a set of rules or boundaries which educates your woman to become a responsible member of your harem. Including how to relate to other women in your harem, animals and people, basic manners and how to behave in any situation.

4. Establishes the groundwork which assists in preventing the development of unacceptable problem behavior - such as running her mouth, spending your money, jumping up, barking, chewing, digging or ****ing your friends.

The Benefits Of Woman Training For Obedience

Woman training for obedience is the very best thing you can do for the relationship you enjoy with your woman, this is why:

• Basic obedience training makes life simple to your woman and eliminates confusion. Your woman will know her place in the world and understand right from wrong. Women really appreciate this black and white view of the world.

• Fun and rewarding for both you and your woman.

• You'll have a happy, relaxed and confident woman who you can take anywhere and will be a pleasure to be around. Greater freedom can also be extended to your woman, as she'll be more trustworthy when obedience trained.

• An obedience trained woman is a much safer woman. If your woman dashes out the bedroom door you will still have voice control over her. You will be able to call on one of your obedience training commands like "come" "down" or "sit" “spread your legs” “open your mouth” or “swallow.” This is very reassuring for any woman lover.

• You gain trust and mutual respect with your woman. She understands what is expected of her and knows that you will always be fair and consistent with this.

• When your woman is trained in obedience she will be fine around friends and in clubs under supervision.

• Fulfills some crucial needs in your women life including exercise, mental stimulation, spending time with you and providing your woman with a "job".

• Woman training for obedience greatly reduces the risk of being locked in a dominance struggle with your woman. You'll be her strong and always fair leader, who she'll respect and look to for guidance.

• Obedience training is a step by step process which you build upon over time. It creates a foundation for your woman to learn additional skills and training commands. Throughout this process your woman will be gaining confidence along the way.

The Danger In Not Giving Woman Training For Obedience


• It's an unfortunate reality that untrained women are the major cause for divorce and men ending up feminized or in jail all over the world. This is good for nobody, especially the men.

• Your woman can't ever be really close with you and your family. By this I mean that your woman won't be involved in family outings, instead spending much of her time out shopping. This can bring on numerous behavioral problems and can be a real pest for you, and even your neighbours.

• Your woman can be unsafe around people, other animals and on the roads.

• It is a common trait for untrained women to challenge your leadership or authority. Obedience trained women will also try to test you out in this manner. But when you are proficient in obedience training you'll have the tools to deal with it.

• Constantly (but not effectively) your woman will be yelled at and pushed further away from his pack (you and your family).

General Rules For Effective Woman Training For Obedience

You'll find proven training techniques for specific obedience commands by selecting from the list below. These are some general tips to keep in mind that hold true in any woman training for obedience situation:

• Praise and reward your woman when she does what you ask of her, give an appropriate correction when she doesn't do what she has been taught to do. The key is to find the right balance for your woman.

Don't expect your woman to just know this stuff straight away. Repetition of the command and the action is crucial. Believe in what you are doing and stick to it.

• Always be consistent (this includes everybody who lives with your woman), make it easy for your woman. Give her a simple decision to make and make it clear to her which way is acceptable and which way is unacceptable - provide instant feedback.

• Never correct or punish your woman for not doing something she has not been properly taught to do - be realistic and fair.

• Make your training sessions short, sharp and fun - for you and your woman.

• Take it slow, master one easy command to start with (lick my balls) then move on and build upon it. Continue to mentally challenge and stimulate your woman throughout the training process.

• You're the best person to perform these tasks with your woman. Your woman has to live with you, you are her pack and you must be the person she looks to for leadership and who she respects.

• Test or proof the obedience commands in different situations, places and with added distractions.

• Incorporate obedience training into your daily routine - your woman could perform a "blow job" before you give her her dinner, or a "down stay" when you go get the mail.

Never try to correct your woman if you don't catch her in the act of doing wrong, timing your correction is all important.

• Find out what motivates your woman, this will be an important tool in your training sessions.

• Work with the natural drives and instincts of your woman - this is explained further within the articles below.
 

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This post is on another forum. Are you copying and pasting? :rolleyes:
 

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I.A.F.Y.B. said:
This post is on another forum. Are you copying and pasting? :rolleyes:
SSSSSSHHHHHHHHH Someone will hear you. There's no other forum. Everyone just go back to what they were doing: asking dumb questions and getting bad advice. :D
 

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You guys are :crazy:
 

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Karma said:
There's another forum?

Damnit to hell. Why wasn't I told of this?
Oh yeah, that would be LoveShack! It's a great place to learn how to be a true gentleman by enticing the ladies with stories of your appendicitis, and your emotional scarring from late stage breast feeding!

I'd post on there more often but I'm usually too busy stand up paddleboarding!
 

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The whole obedience thing wont work on my girl. She'd catch on too quick. She trains dogs haha
 

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I guess thats why they call them bit*h*s
 

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SalParadise said:
Oh yeah, that would be LoveShack! It's a great place to learn how to be a true gentleman by enticing the ladies with stories of your appendicitis, and your emotional scarring from late stage breast feeding!

I'd post on there more often but I'm usually too busy stand up paddleboarding!
Are you stealing my identity - SUP?
 
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