Does you left nut hang lower than your right?

Does your left nut hang lower than your right?

  • Yes

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  • No

    Votes: 4 14.8%
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bigjohnson

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Natures way of making sure they don't crush each other I suspect.
 
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Why couldn't we have evolved to keep our nuts on the inside? They're just annoying.
 
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It's the Coriolis effect. The spinning of the earth causes a centrifugal force to occur and pull one nut away from the other. In the southern hemisphere, your right nut would hang lower, just like your toilet spins one way in the lower hemisphere and the other way in the northern. The closer you get to the equator, the more even your nuts are.

On a more serious note, as long as you can see them you should be happy.
 

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Quiksilver said:
It's the Coriolis effect. The spinning of the earth causes a centrifugal force to occur and pull one nut away from the other. In the southern hemisphere, your right nut would hang lower, just like your toilet spins one way in the lower hemisphere and the other way in the northern. The closer you get to the equator, the more even your nuts are.

On a more serious note, as long as you can see them you should be happy.
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LOL! Thats not true!
 
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Aboleo said:
Because internal body heat would cause sterility.
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In all fairness there's no reason it has to be that way, it's just a sort of unfortunate anatomical fact. If your liver had to be drooping out in a air cooled sac to function correctly it would be another sort of silly feature.
 
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sometimes i wish i was a brain attached to a terminator endoskeleton
 
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The world is my left nut, SoSuave is the itchy spot and you guys are a bunch of pubes.
 

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Master Bates said:
Why couldn't we have evolved to keep our nuts on the inside? They're just annoying.
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I agree, would be so much easier if our nuts were internal. Then don't have to worry about getting kicked.
 
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