Does Size Matter?
By "Hyde"
By "Hyde"
This question has boggled men for age's upon age's and it's the one question that never really gets a clear answer. Go ahead, Google the question. The conclusion to this question varies from "size matters" and "size doesn't matter" to "yes and no".
This is a question you need answered. How will you ever feel confident about yourself in bed if you never get a definite answer about this question? Not even women know the answer. Ask a few women. You'll get various responses. In fact, if you're reading this article, you probably have gotten various responses!
To answer this question, I asked three questions of my own.
1) Size of the vagina.
The average size of the penis is unimportant. We need to know how big her vagina is. Then, we can compare our penis to her vagina.
It must be huge, right? Look at all those pornstars with 9 inch schlongs. Women must have huge vagina's if they can fit those things into it. It must be a giant black-hole down there, right?
Wrong. The womans vagina is elastic, which means it expands during sex to fit the shape of the male penis. I've done a lot of research into this subject. The answer has so much math involved that I'm not even going to bother with telling you the exact result.
However, I will say that even a guy with a 1 inch penis could fit perfectly into a woman. Wait, if a womans vagina is that small, then how in-the-world do they fit a 9 inch penis inside of them? Remember, the womans vagina is elastic and expands during sexual intercourse to fit the shape of the male penis.
Read more about vagina size: http://www.revirgination.net/vaginal-size.html
2) History of the penis.
To answer this question, we travel back to ancient Greece. Take a look at a Greek statue or painting. What is the first thing that you notice? You notice how abnormally small the male penis is, right? Why is the male penis so small in ancient Greek art?
A common theory is that the artists gave their male models small penises so that the viewer would be forced to look at other parts of the painting. However, that's not the answer. The true answer to this question is that large penises were comical back then. Back then, todays pornstars would have been laughed at. Their world was almost the exact opposite of ours. If someone came up to you and said, "Your penis is so large that it makes the empire state building look small", you wouldn't have taken it as a compliment. You'd be reading this article.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
3) The female's perspective.
Now it's time for the final part of the equation. I tried to hold this part of the answer off as long as I could. If you were to take 300 women and ask each of them if size mattered, what would they say? There are hundreds of surveys out there asking women this question and the bad news is that around 67% of them said... Size matters. Bigger is better.
Wait, is that bad news? That means atleast 100 of those women said size doesn't matter. That's still a pretty large number. Almost as large as my... Okay, okay, I'll spare you the penis joke. This time.
Conclusion:
Size doesn't matter when it comes to pleasuring her. Phrases such as "it's the motion in the ocean" are correct. Perspective does matter. Unfortunately, in todays world smaller penises are comical. You don't have to worry about that unless you're abnormally small. No one's going to laugh at your penis, unless she's trying to be a b*tch. Penis size isn't the only thing she looks at, either. It's probably the last thing she looks at. Worry more about those abs, those biceps, and those chest muscles. Remember, if she wants to have sex with you, she already wants your c*ck. No matter how big it is.
