(As I've a tendency to prattle on, I've emboldened what I think is the key to my success at harvesting
contact details from a huge cross section of different women at work)
Josh, I'm not trying to chase you around the forum but I have the phone numbers and instagram
details of more or less every single woman I work with. And I'm as autistic as fvck.
More often than not I'm more than twice their age too. Truth is though dude, I'm genuinely not trying
to bang any of them. But... I'm naturally very friendly, fun to be around and my personal brand of autistic
bluntness is endearing to many as I have a very heavy East end of London accent and am a habitual, gifted
and colourful swearer. Think "Snatch" and you won't be far off. My life on the building sites has served
me well. The girls at work enjoy my company, I'm occasionally outrageous and always a good laugh.
I have some of them bringing me in stuff from home. One girl named Kerrie (24) was feeding me (and only me)
chocolate digestives tonight from her own personal stash on the shift I've literally just finished. She stayed
after work 20 minutes to chat to me in the car park after our shift ended at 3.30 am, like she does most shifts.
A few days ago she brought me in a jar of peanut butter, long story. Not trying to bang her and she's very
slim and attractive with excellent teeth. She's genuinely funny as fvck too. But no, we're just work buddies.
That's the way I'm keen to keep it
Another example, I had an eye infection earlier this week and a lovely Spanish girl named Cristina (29) from
work spotted it immediately when I went into work with a puffy eye. The next day she brought me in some
eye wash solution to help heal it. In Spain she is an optometrist but in the UK she can't do the same work
as her spoken English hasn't quite gotten there yet. I sometimes help her in her conversational English
when occasionally I drive her in to work. When I do she brings me beer. We've even spent time together on
days off, I took her to a deer sanctuary as she has never seen a deer in real life. She has only been in UK since
Nov 2020 and her English is broken but understandable. She has told me I'm a handsome man on more than
a few occasions bless her and once even told me she wishes the man she marries someday to be just like me.
She has also made complimentary remarks about my physique. But again I'm not even slightly trying to bang
her either. This one is slim, tiny waist but with a big butt, funny too and she shares my love of heavy metal.
We've rocked out in my van a few times. I really like her and Kerrie for that matter but just as people that I enjoy
the company of. There's no other agenda. They are just two of over twenty different girls at work whose 'deets' I have.
I think you need to relax a little and not always be seeking a specific end outcome, by fair means or foul.
I'm not at all after anything whatsoever from these girls and am myself around them whether they like that
or not. I know I weird some people out but most can see that I'm harmless and just a bit quirky sometimes.
Just try and enjoy peoples company and just see what happens organically. Happens by itself if you dont force
it.
