I bartend at a local ****tail lounge. I see a group of 3 or 4 chicks come and sit at the bar. Often times they don't know what they want to drink.
Girl: "What do you recommend?"
Me: "Well, I can give you a Screaming Orgasm..."
Girl: "What's in a Screaming Or-"
Me: "...but to DRINK, I'd recommend a <insert fu-fu drink here>."
Girls: [giggling]
Sometimes instead of "Screaming Orgasm", I use "Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall." I always try to do this to the least attractive chick in the group because then she'll tip me like crazy.