Does anyone have any tips for ****ing? Genuinely good sex advice needed

Brighty

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Okay, well, basically I've been texting this girl that I've been casually seeing on and off has developed feelings for me - we've done everything except fvck - and tonight the texting got really sexual, even for us. I found out how badly she's been wanting my **** and just how kinky this girl is, and I played it perfectly. I'd post the conversation here, I figure you guys would get a kick out of it, but I'd have a feeling I'd get so much **** from you guys because I talk a big game but you guys know now that I'm not as experienced as she thinks :crackup: I'll post it for laughs later.

Anyway, we're meeting up tomorrow and going at it. I feel like I can rock her ****ing world, I'm in the zone, but the cold hard facts are that I haven't had sex yet, so I've got that going against me, but I'm wondering just how much of a roadblock that is? I feel like I'm in the right mental state of mind, but physically I just don't really have any experience pounding pvssy.

I heard that a woman's sexual arousal comes from around 30% physical and 70% emotions, I've got a decently sized cvck (7 inches) so I'm wondering even if I don't really know what I'm doing right off the bat, how can I compensate for this? She gave me permission to literally tie her up and fvck her brains out, and I'm probably going to do just that, so I'm sure that whole atmosphere would enhance the emotional part.

Do you guys have any tips, or suggestions for helping me out? One of my friends suggested taking a Viagra, I responded "uhh.... I don't have E.D. man", but is it a good idea? I'm great as kissing and I know how to work her body to get all the right responses that I want, just I'm inexperienced with fvcking it. I'm definitely all ears to any advice you guys have to dispense. This might be a weird topic, haha I'm still a little tipsy from earlier tonight, but thanks for the help, guys. I really appreciate it.
 

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Dominate her in bed. Make sure you pull her hair and slap her ass around. They like the guy to be aggressive. They don't want to make love, that's just in movies. You make love when you get married. Make sure that she is sore when you are done. They also love rape scenearios, I recommend picking up some ski mask, duct tape, and just come out but fuvkin naked and hit her over the head with a closed fist (all this should be talked about before so you don't get arrested). They love being taken. You can also try to cocaine on the covk move, you put it in her ass, they love this because it gives them an instant high (enters blood stream instantly). You could also try to donkey punch, this is when you enter her ass and hit her over the back of the head so she puckers up her assholve. I have fuvked so many different way, the only thing I haven't tried is gayness. Don't plan on it. I tell you this, no woman wanted mo to "make love" to them. They are crazy slutvs in bed. Any more advice you can ask me anytime.
 

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I'm with you on the first part, but neither me or my girl are "rape you with a hockey mask" kinky, nor do we do coke.
 

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My first time I was scared as hell too, and what made my first time so much different with what will be your first time is that it came out of nowhere, the girl just started making out with me and the pants flew off. I didn't know what the fvck I was doing but afterwards the girl told me "wtf you were a virgin? Damn, you were pretty good, like one of my top 2." And then I asked my friend about it, he said that if there's one thing that kills a good fvcking, it is a guy's fear of cvmming too early. This causes them to slow down, but it makes it boring for the woman. Don't be afraid to literally POUND the sh1t out of that pvssy, make her moan where she starts screaming in pleasure.
 

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War Against Betaism said:
My first time I was scared as hell too, and what made my first time so much different with what will be your first time is that it came out of nowhere, the girl just started making out with me and the pants flew off. I didn't know what the fvck I was doing but afterwards the girl told me "wtf you were a virgin? Damn, you were pretty good, like one of my top 2." And then I asked my friend about it, he said that if there's one thing that kills a good fvcking, it is a guy's fear of cvmming too early. This causes them to slow down, but it makes it boring for the woman. Don't be afraid to literally POUND the sh1t out of that pvssy, make her moan where she starts screaming in pleasure.
But, at the same time, nothing kills the chances of a second time quite like j¡zzing within the first minute of sex.

Unless you can last more than 5 minutes, I'd start getting real good at oral sex.
 

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#41 said:
But, at the same time, nothing kills the chances of a second time quite like j¡zzing within the first minute of sex.
True but you also can't be TOO concerned over trying not to jizz too early.
 

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Just be confident in what you're doing. You've probably watched a ton of porn, try to emulate that a bit. The key is dominating. Get her on top of you and start lifting her shirt off, then lift the bra off, etc. Have your condoms in an easy to reach spot but not just sitting out in the open. Don't just jam your penis into her, finger her a bit, rub the outside of the vag, then guide her down to your crotch - a little bit of foreplay can be awesome. Once you've gotten this far, just throw the condom on and go for it. Don't get bored in one position, be dominant and literally move her into the position you want her. The best sex I've ever had (and given) was when I literally made the girl feel helpless and just twisted her any damn way I wanted. Just have an awesome time (and don't drink too much, it can kill a boner!!)
 

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Heres some really helpful advice:

Many guys on the first time they have sex often have a VERY hard time holding in their loads, and often ejaculate prematurely. Its a really bad feeling only last a few minutes, so heres a few tips.

-Dont go at it like a wild jack rabbit. Go slow and steady. If you feel j*zz sensation coming on, slow down or stop for a few seconds, and try hard to hold it back as if you were stopping your piss mid stream (dont actually practice stopping ur piss mid stream, thats bad)

-Take deep breaths

-If need be, jerk off early in the day. this will relieve A LOT of sexual tension, and will calm you down greatly. I find that I can control my load SOOO much better if I simply have a nice jerk (and cvm) earlier in the day or even an hour or two before having sex.

-Dont get too excited
 

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be in control of her and take charge of her....and when you're about to put it in, rub it around her pu55y in a circular motion before you actually put it in
 

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If you start to pre-mature ejaculate, back out of the pvssy, turn on the lights, exposing the wh0re's syringe scabs and infections, and tell her to get out of your house, throwing her clothes at her back.
 

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eaglez1177 said:
-Dont go at it like a wild jack rabbit. Go slow and steady. If you feel j*zz sensation coming on, slow down or stop for a few seconds, and try hard to hold it back as if you were stopping your piss mid stream (dont actually practice stopping ur piss mid stream, thats bad)

i have heard the opposite about stopping your piss mid stream. the smartest person i have ever met in my life told me to do it every once in a while because it strengthens your PC muscle, and when you are an old geezer lessens the chance that you have to use DEPENDS / diapers
 

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JCballin88 said:
This guide has pretty much everything you could want to know, and maybe a bit more.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3095524

Read this one, it's good. But you won't remember it all, so here's a simple checklist:

Foreplay/Transition/Action
translates to
Self-control/Your terms/Stop thinking

1. Foreplay: tease her - do whatever you want with her, tease her as much as possible, but keep your cool and don't give in to your desire. Don't be too dominating at this stage, only as much as she lets you.
2. Transition: Stop foreplay immediately, on your terms, with no warning. Lay her down and leave her this way. It will probably take you some time to put it in. Instead of rushing take your time - tingle her with it, tease as long as you like. No rush, everything happens on your terms.
3. Action: Once you begin stop thinking altogether. You're genetically programmed to do this part right, so your brain is useless at this point.
Example: The guide tells you to change pace from time to time. There's no need to remember this, cause it will happen on its own.
You will have lots of energy, so you will begin fast and hard. Then you will start getting tired and slow down. After a few minutes you will be ready to go faster again.
 

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pua1989 said:
i have heard the opposite about stopping your piss mid stream. the smartest person i have ever met in my life told me to do it every once in a while because it strengthens your PC muscle, and when you are an old geezer lessens the chance that you have to use DEPENDS / diapers
The smartest person you've ever met in your life told you that? LOL.

Stopping your pee mid stream is not a good idea. Not only is it uncomfortable, but it also puts you at a higher risk for urinary tract infections because your pretty much forcing the urine back into your bladder. How do I know? I asked my doctor this exact question when I got a physical a few months ago and this is exactly what he told me.
 
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