Do you masterbate?

Do you masterbate?

  • Yes, i masterbate more than 5 times a week.

    Votes: 32 42.7%
  • Yes, but not alot.

    Votes: 33 44.0%
  • No, i barely do it.

    Votes: 7 9.3%
  • No, i never do it.

    Votes: 3 4.0%
  • I can't say.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    75

tactic

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I will admit, i used to but i no longer do it.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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:rolleyes: What is this board coming to? :rolleyes:
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by tactic
I will admit, i used to but i no longer do it.
*Sigh* Didn't you know that these threads are now basically outlawed due to stupidity?
 

tactic

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I don't hang out at the boards alot and i haven't read a rule that it's outlawed.
 

DJBen

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Delete this thread, for the love of god. Hopefully this server can stay CLEAN of this ****,
 

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Why the f#ck would you care?

You've been on this board for amost a yr, and you ask a question like this.

:rolleyes:

Goes to show that there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
 

tactic

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It is what we call, curiousity. Why else would people want to know if we play this or that or if we've seen this or that. Would it be wrong to find a fact, or just give a little poll?
 

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Originally posted by tactic
It is what we call, curiousity. Why else would people want to know if we play this or that or if we've seen this or that. Would it be wrong to find a fact, or just give a little poll?
Why else would people before you make the same post?

Also, this isn't a "Health and Fitness" quesiton, it's an "Anything Else", ''Delete me on site", or "Run a search and find past posts" question.
 

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LMAO THE KITTENS, im gonna see if i can find that link and post it here.LMAO
 

Eternal

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Originally posted by hb
LMAO THE KITTENS, im gonna see if i can find that link and post it here.LMAO
Look up anything by Sexy_Malibu.
 

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"I masturbate so much it's like I think I'm going to win something if I keep doing it."

Some comedian (maybe Dave Atell) said this. I just copied it because it's funny.
 

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I have found that if you are nervous about calling a girl especially the first time you should masturbate at least once or maybe even twice right before calling her.

The problem is that afterwards you are so not interested in girls you simply forget to call. So remember to call.

I used to take a couple shots of Vodka or something before calling but I have found that Masturbating is far more effective and much less detectable.
 

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40 days this Wednesday.
 

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every other minute
 

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duh, 99% of people masturbate, so i guess that counts me in. :D
 

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What are you guys doing? Crazykid said that people don't like these kinds of threads. Stop responding! Stop! We aren't interested! He said so!
 

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Originally posted by Porky
What are you guys doing? Crazykid said that people don't like these kinds of threads. Stop responding! Stop! We aren't interested! He said so!
I never said that. I said "these threads are idiotic and pointless."
 

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You know exactly what you implied, so don't be so technical.
 
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