"Do you like my breasts?"

[Revlis]

I would like some opinions on something that happened to me recently.

My ex set up a night with her friends and my mates. One of her good friends is her cousin. Well we were sitting down at a pub and I was sitting next to my ex's cousin. Suddenly out of the blue her cousin turned to me and asked me "do you like my breasts?" while displaying them to me (they had glitter all over them). She didn't take of her top, just paraded them in front of me.

Now I know this isn't a big deal but I've always wondered if she was just being her typical self (extroverted) or trying to come on to me?

What do you guys think?

 

[bman]

should have came back with a C+F reply. dont want to put her up on a pedistol and dont want to put her down. what did you say? i would have told her "i cant tell your shirt is in the way"

 

[Revlis]

She had a very low cut top on. I was really surprised and didn't comment. I was being careful because my ex was listening in.

 

[Bill]

First off: fvck what your ex would think hearing you say what you have to say.
Secondly: C+F.
Peace.

 

[Phrozen]

Tell her the right one is perfect. Don't say anything about the left one. She'll go nuts trying to figure out whats wrong with her one boob.

 

[MickeyOneil]

you should have said......"Those are fine, but I've seen better."

 

[jakethasnake]

Mickey's response is too much ****y and not enough Funny. B-Man's response is perfect. I think that this is a good chance to illustrate how bone-headed some guys are when it comes to determining what "****y" is.


For women - ****Y - is not the same thing as it is for men. They have egoes that bruise more easily than mens', so if you say "I've seen better to her tits" to a woman it's pretty much a direct insult rather than a ****y remark (btw, that comment would ONLY work on girls with PERFECT breasts. I mean, absolutely gorgeous ones - not ok or above-average ones). A guy would take a comment of that nature by a girl as a challenge, and channel their insecurities and shock into trying to prove her wrong. i.e. if a girl said, "nice dikk, but I've seen bigger', that would motivate me to give her the most mind-bending orgasm she's ever had. A girl would go to a corner and sulk, or talk shyt about you to all her friends for "being a jerk".



B-Man's line made me snicker even as I was just reading it. It's got the PERFECT balance of ****y and funny - it should DEFINATELY be more funny than ****y - about 80/20.

The idea is this: you want funny with a little pinch of ****y. Not ****y as shyt with a lil' bit of funny. That's just obnoxious!

 

[MickeyOneil]

jakethasnake.....
Thanks for that response, I got a lot out of it. I love this forum! This shyt is great.

 

[Kodiac]

Now I know this isn't a big deal but I've always wondered if she was just being her typical self (extroverted) or trying to come on to me?

Hard to tell, really depends on the chick. She must be pretty extroverted to come out with this in the first place. Just take it as a good sign.

Don't worry about your ex. She is exactly that, your EX. She's in the past, not your future. Say what you want, do what you want.

Bman's response would have been perfect. I think in the moment i'd probably have just said something along the lines of 'i don't know, i can't see them!'.... now she could take that as a neg or she could rip her short off and show u

Mmmm...boobiessss

 

[Julian]

You should have just been like "i dont know, let me get a closer look"

 

[Kodiac]

"Yeah, they look or right...but how do they feel?"

GROPE....GRROOOPPEEEEEE

 

[legolas]

Damn those attention vampires.

Her: Do you like my breasts?
You: I don't know. I can't see them

or

You: I only like them soft. (this sets u up for a groping session, because you're saying that her's aren't soft)
Her: You don't think mine are soft?
You: Well let me feel them. (Then you grope them while putting your tongue out and keep your eyes up. DO NOT STARE AT THE BREASTS!!!)

You: I've seen better. (This is waaaay too ****y and classifies as a neg hit, so use it wisely if you think the girl is setting herself up on a pedestal)

another neg hit.

You: They'll do.

 

[MetalFortress]

Say "No, I hate them." Then laugh when she gives you a look like you just spit on the Venus de Milo.

 

[Revlis]

Yeah I know I should of thrown some C+F her way but I was quite shocked.

Some good replies

 

[Walden]

Originally posted by Phrozen
Tell her the right one is perfect. Don't say anything about the left one. She'll go nuts trying to figure out whats wrong with her one boob.

RAOTFLMAO!

 

[lollipop]

"Do you like my breasts?"

No, your nipples aren't hard.

 

[squirrels]

"They're OK. You could always go bigger, though."

 

[Blaaaaat]

With a real serious tone:

"for an objective opinion I need to look, feel, smell and taste them".

 

[squirrels]

I take it back...the best thing to do would be to stop what you were doing, and just give her the most quizzical/confused look you could muster, and start touching them (to examine them). Then look her right in the eye and give her a shrug/half-smile (as if to say, "I dunno, I guess so"). Then turn away and ignore her.

 

[Revlis]

Well I certainly had the confused look down!

I couldn't really examine them because her mum was there