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Master Don Juan
Fat chicks? I'll pass. You can have them. I'll just take all the fit ones. They'd probably crush me or something.
All of that after High School?? I've heard that college Freshmen co-eds usually gain a little weight but d@mn! You can only imagine what they'd look like after college.Originally posted by Julian
Word to that.
Even at my age i notice ALOT of girls who gained like 20 lbs after highschool.
Its sickening.
I thought this was a conversation about of those women who are in the upper normal weight range. Thick, not lard.Originally posted by Alpine
One day I came in the bedroom from having a shower. She was face down, snoring like a hog, the ripples in her backside vibrating in sympathy.
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Yeah, a "wider" range... That explains the orange triangle on their butts!Originally posted by Ricky
Now I can enjoy a wider range of women which is good because you know 90% of all women are a pain in the ass anyways. May as well have a few more women to pick from.
LARGEOriginally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Quite a large selection to choose from...
Yeah, that was phat, wasn't it?Originally posted by Hot Ice
LARGE
Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
LMAO!Originally posted by Levex
Its easy to lure chunky chicks into your room with a piece of cheesecake. Once she's in, slam the door, eat the cake, and let the oversized fun begin!