I say, "I'm 27." and when they're getting ready to respond, i say, "no, im 34", and then again when they're getting ready to respond i say, "no im 42"... normally gets a good laugh....
that's pretty much how i answer any question a woman asks me in the "meet" process. if they keep pressing - i keep subcommunicating for them to fvck off. after a while, they stop asking me questions like that.
"how old are you?"
"where do you work?"
"do you live on campus?" (thinking im a student)
"what kind of car do you drive?"
"blah blah blah..."
fvck all that noise... from boring talk to sexual tension as fast as possible...
the only way i operate.