Masculinity
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 6, 2009
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- 1,911
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- Age
- 35
I always wear protection with plates. A night of sex is not worth a life-time STD, 18 years of child support payments, or both.
I'd like to quote Tom Hanks from the Green Mile movie: It's like pissing razors. I've been there also, it's EXACTLY like pissing razors.Also, I’ve never had STDs. I heard they suck. I knew one dude who said it burned like a fire to urinate. No thank you!!!
Try kidney stones.I'd like to quote Tom Hanks from the Green Mile movie: It's like pissing razors. I've been there also, it's EXACTLY like pissing razors.
Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.