Do girls prefer my ahh... "member" shaved?

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I keep mine trimmed, but I'd imagine that they prefer it shaved. Or not, seeing how if it's shaved sometimes it gets really sandpapery because the new hair fibers are stiff when coming out. I can't stand having a bush, it makes me feel dirty and not groomed.

I'd just like a bit of advice from experienced individuals.
 

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I keep mine like the Zohan.

Seriously, what does it matter?
Chicks aren't guys. Where pretty much all guys want shaved poons, girls don't really care. Sure some have a preference but you can deal with that if it comes up.

Otherwise, keep it how you want.
 

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I bet it'll be a problem if a chick tryes to ******* you and hair gets in her teeth. And it's probably more higienic.

But I LOOOOOOVE not having to shave it off... Waste of time imo... It's a bush down there. :D It's AWSOME to be a guy. The more hair the funnier it looks and the more entertaining it is to you. :D

So no I wouldn't shave, especially not beacuse of a CHICK, god damn. (Obv. exception if it's your girlfriend and she really hates it and stuff like that).
 

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You like it trimmed? Keep it trimmed. It is totally up to you. Generally whatever you prefer, they will be fine with or say they prefer themselves.

Personally I like to keep mine trimmed, but not shaved. Besides... it totally makes your johnson look bigger.
 

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San Jose California said:
I can't imagine sex being that smooth if you have a bush down there.
LOL reminds me of everytime after i shave i think "Yea...there you are !"

I dunno about chicks, but i like my **** shaved. However, my butthole is where i draw the line; i did it once and it was the most agonizing week of MY LIFE :cuss:
 

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Just take a number 3 blade and trim it down. I don't want to look like a pre-pubescent boy down there and neither do I want it look like the Amazon. I also trim my underarms because I think a big bush under the arms caked with deodorant is nasty too.
 

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Ahhh. yes I love to shave. I shave everything but my arms and legs. Everything must go! EVERYTHING! No hair to trap the odor or anything.



Yes...I shave my butthole. Cause why not?!
 

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Jesus, Haven't any of you heard of NAIR?

Usually i'll keep the enchanted woods trimmed, but for... other hard to reach hair Nair is the best, just don't keep it on longer than 5-7 minutes unless you want some SERIOUS burns.

I seriously can't see how chicks can stand guys with bushes. It's just... Eww.... do you like shower twice in a day?

Does it fill out your boxers to make your package look bigger in your pants?

Can you style it into another penis-like shape?

do you condition it?

*shudders* these are questions i rather not answer so i just use the electric trimmer on lowest setting. Works fine, doesn't itch, and i haven't gotten any complaints about "errant hairs"

if you must "Shave" though, use a ****LOAD of high quality shaving cream. That'll help prevent any... accidents...

or go to the extremes... wax... Just be warned, however much you think it hurts, it's twice that.
 

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i dont shave it to the roots.

i shave it with the grain so theres a "stubble". ingrown hairs are a pain... seriously.

doing it that way saves money on shaving cream... just apply a small amount of hair conditioner enough to put a small film to protect your skin and its good to go.

i guess it's trimming it... but REALLY REALLY short.
 

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Girls like it shaved, as we like their shaved aswell.
Plus a shaved schlong looks bigger.
 

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One good thing a bush might be good for is protection from herpes. If both the guy and girl has a big bush and you're wearing a condom, there is no skin to skin contact on the public area so it offers some protection. I think all this shaving is probably going to make the gential herpes thing spread more.
 

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speakeasy said:
One good thing a bush might be good for is protection from herpes. If both the guy and girl has a big bush and you're wearing a condom, there is no skin to skin contact on the public area so it offers some protection. I think all this shaving is probably going to make the gential herpes thing spread more.
WTF? I'll have to see proof of that to believe it.
 

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the longer you do it, the less irritated the skin gets anyways...mach 3 is the best
 

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Perfect10 said:
Girls like it shaved, as we like their shaved aswell.
Plus a shaved schlong looks bigger.
How many women have you slept with? Seen too many pornos kid. Thats not real sex, I promise

Women think it looks ridiculous. Keep it trim so that when they go down on you it does not get in their teeth. Other then that, act like men and stop preening yourself like women.
 

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Hooligan Harry said:
How many women have you slept with? Seen too many pornos kid. Thats not real sex, I promise

Women think it looks ridiculous. Keep it trim so that when they go down on you it does not get in their teeth. Other then that, act like men and stop preening yourself like women.

How many dental appointments do you make for haircuts? I don't propose shaving down to newborn length but use a trimmer from the 'taint to the tummy.
 

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San Jose California said:
I saw a woman post on the Tucker Max board, saying that if she ever saw a guy that was completely shaven bald down there, she would run away scared and screaming (was joking of course but still). She said it'd just scare her to see it shaven bald when everything else around it has hair, it'd look like a little kid.
excellent point, I have hairy legs, it would look absurd to be shaved just right there. Most guys have hairy legs too. Shaving only makes sense if you are going to shave everything, including your legs, chest and stomach.
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
Ahhh. yes I love to shave. I shave everything but my arms and legs. Everything must go! EVERYTHING! No hair to trap the odor or anything.



Yes...I shave my butthole. Cause why not?!
Sorry man, but that's just... ghey
 
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