there was a HB in the lunchroom today in front of me. I noticed she had wet hair, so I went ahead and touched it.
Me: Hey, you've got wet hair
Her: yeah, we showerred
Me: oh really... (then I take her ID card from her), OMG you look horrible in this photo
Her: hahaha no way
Me: I mean yeah I guess, don't you think she looks horrible in this picture
Roommate: ahahahahaha
Her: you're so mean
Me: no don't worry you look better in real life haha
Her: ok...
Roommate: hey I really like your sandals by the way, I kinda want ones just like that except they kinda look like the hulk
Me: huh?
RM (RM will be roommate from now on lol): I'm big so I wanna wear stuff that the hulk wears
Me: lmao, you're such a joker man, so anyways, what's your name?
Her: Krystl (or something weird like that)
Me: fluff talk blabla (I think I should've started teasing that name here, called her a stripper or something)
fluff talk blabla, as she's about to leave I say: hey, you wanna eat with us, we can get lonely by ourselves
Her: no sorry, I got to do homework in my room, thaknks though
I dunno if she really had homework to do but whatever lol. Then me and my roomie, we had to go pick some stuff up from a hotel so he parked the car outside and I pretty much guarded the car (I love that sexy benz haha). Anyways, a girl comes to smoke right next to the car, so I open the window
Me: hey, you go to UT?
Her: Yea, you?
Me: haha yea
Her: nice car!
Me: Thanks, it's my roommate, oh look he's coming
RM: you should come to our room if you like our car, we've got a 50'' TV and surround sound system
Her: really wow
RM: You know what take our number
Her: why don't you take mine?
RM: No, take ours
Me: I'll take your number...
I get the girls number, she gets RM's number, yeah...
Anyways, something else happenned yesterday. I ran into the girl who was HBwet! She actually stopped me and said hey, because at first I didn't recognize her. She was with two of her friends just sitting down talking. So I was like
Me: Cat? (I rememberred her name lol)
Cat: yea!! you remember my name
Me: Of course haha, who's your friends?
Cat: this is katlyn and monica (I think lmao, monica is hot too btw)
Me: Hey guys, nice to meet you
Cat: (drops her ID and picks it up)
Me: You know, I could've picked it up for you
Cat: haha th
Me: Yeah, I'm a really friendly gentleman type of guy, see I can open doors for you and pull your seat back too
Monica: really
Me: yeah... In fact I specialize in openning doors, I can open lots of doors
Them: OMG hahahaha
Me: You know, Cat, you were so mean last time I saw you, you just walked off without giving me your number, I wanted to spend more time with you.
Monica: She told me she wanted to spend more time with you too
Cat: OMG shut up lol
Me: haha, great, well you know what you gotta do (I give her my phone and she writes her digits)
Monica: are you a leo?
Me: Yeah, how can you tell?
Monica: You just seem like a Leo
Me: Is it because I'm hot and brave?
Monica: yeah lol
Me: Anyways, if you haven't noticed, I'm on the way to the gym, but I'll give you a call or something
Them: ok bye!!
so anyway, I think she's cute, I'm gonna go on a date with her one day, dunno what would be a good idea... maybe just invite her to my place or something (afterall I got a huge TV and soundsystem lmao)