Different Types Of Masturbation Are Good For You

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Ok, so anyone who masturbates only to porn is a loser and living in a fantasy world, agreed?


But guys, I see so many posts here denouncing masturbation too much, but it is PORN that should be denounced! I personaly masturbate to porn prob 10% of the time. The other 90%, i think about either girls ive hooked up with, girls i ****ed, or even girls taht im talkin to that i plan to chill with if i got sexy pics of them that help me picture wat i wanan do to her ;).....

i masturbate 5 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!

I am 21, and i get laid alot (around 50 girls so far, including a couple gf's i had in the past who i ****ed about 50 times each and FB's who i fvcked many many times too), and personally, after I get laid, i like to either do it again, or if the girl has to go, i masturbate like 5 times thinkin bout that pvzzy that i just ****ed..........

Or if i have a date and me and the girl make out, fool around but dont go 2 far sexually or if i just get back from a nite at the club where i made out with like 3 girls and got all their #s, i like to masturbate thinkin bout that, it gets me off veryg ood and increases my sex drive, makin me wanna c that chick again and go all gunwitch on her ass and fvck the hell outta her, thats the way I see it.

I see THIS kind of masturbation as healthy and normal, because in essence I am thinking about real life girls who i do **** with, and not some FANTASY world of porn.........and i have NO problems gettin it up durin sex, also I last average of 20-30 minutse easily


Then again, maybe i dont have any problems YET cuz im only 21.....you tell me lol


The whole point of this post is that masturbation to porn is BAD....but all other kinds of masturbation is GOOD - ever jerked off while makin out with ur lady and then bust on her stomach or back.......thats masturbation too even tho shes watchin, and daaaaaaaaaaamn it feels GOOD


guys, the only reason to NOT masturbate is if you are shy and have a hard time meeting girls, then you shoudl apply gunwitch and let the horniness FORCE u to go out and meet chicks........otherwise masturbate away, but NOT to porn!


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LMAO, liar. I remember last month you had slept with what? 6 girls in 3 years?
 

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flippin freak u IDIOT i wanna see u find where the hell i had said that I had sex with only 6 girls.....maybe what I had said was I had 6 girls IN the last month or something, but the last point in time when I had 6 girls only was about 6 months after i started ****in, which was 3 years ago....that # has ballooned up to around 50 so dont even post me your pointless flaming!!!! stop making **** up


and MR_ELOR - go read gunwitch, being so horny that you are not shy anymore does not make u look desperate, instead it just puts u in a sexual state that allows you to be a MAN and not some scared little AFC who is afraid of girls....if your horny and an idiot, then U will act desperate yes, but I assume your not an idiot

why do I get stupid replies so much??? Can someone actually say something CONSTRUCTIVE to my initial post, such as thoughts on what THE ACTUAL THREAD IS ABOUT - different kinds of masturbation,

and NOT ****in making criticisms of little things that I threw in there...STICK TO THE FVCKING TOPIC WHEN YOU POST REPLIES
 

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At least girls in porn know they are getting jacked too. :crackup:

Jacking it once a day or two will relieve tension, but 5 times a day?

Your **** must be jacked raw.
 
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Skip to the lou, I am about a year older than you and I can tell we think and act alike. I fvck a lot too, and I masterbate as well, I do it because I am a sex addict, lol. I don't think masterbation is wrong, hell it's your time, do what you want. But what I think is wrong is keyboard jockeys not getting any field experience and sarging, which is about 80% of folks on this board. So while me and skip to the lou fvck all the women, the rest of you guys just sit around and hope and wonder.

The difference between guys like me and skip and the keyboard jockeys, is that when I masterbate, I do it because I FEEL LIKE IT. You KJ's do it, because THAT'S THE CLOSEST YOU'LL EVER GET TO A GIRL.

It's sad, but like Kurt Angle says, "It's true, it's damn true."
 

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Skip2mylou and DonJuanForever, you guys seem like a perfect match! Why don't you go somewhere private and brag about all the girls you'd like to -- sorry, all the girls you've nailed, and then you practice what to say to those who doubt you. Snappy comebacks out the door, immature anger is in! Eh, guys? That's the way to convince us you're not just kids, bragging and flipping out like kids usually do on the internet.

Oh yeah, and I must be saying this because I'm soo jealous. :rolleyes:
 
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Looks like the cat's out of the bag boys.

Now do you know whay it's important never to preach, unless you have experienced?


Hipocrites.
 

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i admit, the best wanks i hav had have been not with porn, but with my minds eye
 

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skip2mylou781 said:
But guys, I see so many posts here denouncing masturbation too much, but it is PORN that should be denounced! I personaly masturbate to porn prob 10% of the time. The other 90%, i think about either girls ive hooked up with, girls i ****ed, or even girls taht im talkin to that i plan to chill with if i got sexy pics of them that help me picture wat i wanan do to her ;).....
same wit me. masturbation is bad when thats the only kinda action youre ever gonna get. if u do it just cus ur horny and u feel like it then its all good, were only human. i bet girls that i meet masturbate to the image of me all the time:woo:
 

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5 times a day? thats too much so in a week 5*7= 35 your sperm reserve going deplete lol
 

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Wow 5 times a day, i think there is an addiction somewhere in there, it's OK if you jack it every once in a while but 5 times a day is a bit much.

When do you get the chance to think about anything else besides sex, if your jacking it 5 time s a day, it looks like sex has taken over your life and there is nothing healthy about that my friend.
 

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As Carlito would say "thats not cool"

why are most of you guys (minus duanjuanforever) ragging on me? Do you even see the POINT of my post? The point is masturbating after a date or a makeout session is very healthy, because it gets you going for a girl that you will surely be f*ckign in the near future, and doing it many times a day is ok, because I have had the best sex in my life once after jerkin off 3 times during the day......I must have a high sex drive.

I am NOT bragging about anything, I just state the #s, and all I am trying to do with this post is give you guys a different perspective on masturbation, because there is a BIG difference between masturbating 5 times in a day to some fantasy porn movie and masturbating 5 times in a day after grinding, hooking up and getting lap dances from 3 different girls in a nightclub....after a night like that, if none of them can chill, i would jerk off like 3 times just b4 going to sleep!!! (1 for each girl lol)
 

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lol SHezz, when I said difffernt types, i meant liek what u think about when u masturbate lol - porn, girls u hooked up with, celebrities, ect.....and it IS good to masturbate thinkin bout how u just ****ed a girl or how u just made out with 2 girls ata club

You are 19 I see, u must have as high a sex drive as me, and YES i masturbate around 5 times a day....but dude when if I have sex 2 times in 1 day, then id masturbate around 3 times........its not JUST masturbation here...but havin sex makes me hornier so its all good and fun, i see no side effects from it yet
 

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doesnt anyone else here jerk off as much as i do and still have sex like 5 - 10 times a week??
 
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