so i started dating this girl a couple weeks ago. she was aright, and i started to really like her. then, this past saturday comes along.
im sittin outside with my neighbor, drinkin a beer minding my own business on the steps of my apartment, relaxing after a long days work. there i am, with my teeth in my mouth when i get a text message from my girl. she says, "why didnt you call me?" i get upset becuase she knows i had work all day, plus i had about an hour and a half drive to my granparent's house to pick up some stuff from them. i call her back as soon as i get the message and she doesnt pick up. i tell myself, "**** it, she has my missed call on her cell's call log now, she can call ME now."
so, after a couple of beers i gotta wet the weasel. i tell my neighbor i'll be right back, and i go to the bathroom. when i step outside of the bathroom, i go to the fridge to grab a couple more beers, and start lookin in my cabinet for some snack food (doritos+beer ). as im pondering weather or not i should break out the nacho cheese or the cool ranch, my ****in apartment door opens up. guess who walks in?
kryptonite.
*note-my apartment complex has 2 pools. i live directly in front of them*
a pretty white girl with big titties in a 2 piece bathing suit. she stumbles in my apartment laughing. i start pazzin out and ask her "who the **** is you? **** is you doin in my ****?" she says, "i just wanted to ask you if you wanted to come over to my place and kick it." i says to this *****, "can you please step outside of my place?" she starts playin and puts one foot outside and says, "i am outside." about now im fixin to beat this broads monkey ass. i start raisin my voice, "i said get the **** out my **** before i throw your happy ass down the stairs *****." she screws up her face and says, "gawd, you dont have to be mean about it." i says back to her, "just dont run up in my **** like you know me. i dont know you. just get gone." she starts callin me a ****head and a jerk. shes on the sterps of my apartment callin me all types of names.
so guess who comes strollin by my apatrment while all of this is happening?
my ****in girlfriend is walkin by and watches the whole thing. after the other ***** starts crying, threatening to get her brother on me, and runs away like a little punk ass, i walk over to my girl and she walks away from me. . i ask her whats up with her and she starts askin me "who was that *****?"
now how the **** im posed to explain this ****?
i tell her that i have no idea who this bicth was, my neighbor tried to holla, she saw me and wanted to get at me, and decided to walk into my place like she knew me. my girl had a ****in fit. she kept askin me, "what was she doin in your place?" i kept tellin her that she wasnt in my place. she busted in while i was comin out the bathroom and i told her to get the **** out, she cussed me out, and that was that. my (ex) girl would not hear any of it. she kept askin me questions like, "whats goin on between you too?" i got frustrated and told her, "god damnit, nothin was goin on. she walked into my **** and i kicked her punk ass out, she cusses me out, and that was that." she kept sayin, "nah, there has to be somethin goin on." i keep askin her, "did you not see me askin her to leave, her tellin me that i was a ****head, and me tellin her to go **** herself? me tellin her not to run up in my **** like she knows me?" she changed the subject too, "well there has to be somethin goin on if she was invitin you to kick it," everytime.
i spend the next couple of hours argueing with her over the phone, off and on. by like 10 that night, i was like, "**** it, its over, think what you wanna think i dont care." she leaves me about 10 text messages, hella hateful **** she wanted to tell me. so i go to sleep, and wake up in the morning and theres like 4 more text messages. this ***** text'd me like 5,6, and 7 in the morning going from "why did you do me like that" to "hey, hope you have a good day, call me if you want to talk about it. i was just mad." so she calls me that evening, in the middle of my milk and cookies. im mindin my own business watchin TV when she calls me with "are you with YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" i say, "is that all you called me to ask?" she starts screamin at me and i hang up. monday, she texts me with, "hey im sorry i was being a *****. i should have let you explain what happened. please forgive me. have a good day, i miss you."
im like **** this *****. i dont need none of this ****. if she saw what happened, and saw some ***** cussin me out, she shoulda up and slapped the **** out that *****. she a coward and that other broad is a scandalous ass broad.
