so i tried being a "sleaze" anyway just to see the difference of her conversation.
me:
okay
me:
is that you on your myspace profile
me:
you have some nice lips there.
her:
Lol...thx
her:
Of course its me...ur funny.
me:
would go well with mine.
her:
Really
me:
yeah mine are better but yours are still nice
her:
Lol is that rite
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bit mean but isn't that the good ol trick that keeps them wanting more.
she is currently looking at my pictures and im sure she wont be dissapointed. i've added many of my old pics of girls hugging me and stuff at parties. makes me look "popular".
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what the hell she doin here? she's tryin to play with my head aint she:
her:
Hav u been 2 cold rock?
me:
no what is cold rock
her:
they mash up stuff in2 the ice cream like wat eva u want...so good. My mouth is watering
me:
will they mash you up in my ice cream?
me:
cause that's what i want.
her:
No
her:
Just coz im single dnt mean I want a man u knw.
me:
well then. it's not whatever you want after all
me:
hey? lol where did that come from
me:
i never said you wanted a man
her:
Lol im messing wit u
me:
you funny girl you
her:
Ha ha hook, line n sinker!
me:
all you girlies cant live without us
her:
Ha ha u heard of vibrators!
her:
Lol got ya!
me:
exactly. you need a toy that looks like our ****
me:
anythin that relates to a man
me:
you cant live without. Lol got ya!
her:
Ha ha sure ok then
me:
even lesbians use strap ons that look like our penises!
oh check this one out haha im rude when im acting like this.. see this is all fake me. not the real me :/
* me puts ice cream on his penis
me:
irresistable
me:
hurry up and lick it, its cold
her: Wtf
me:
what? scared of penises?
her:
Ur a strange 1... Lol
me:
i know. that's why im unique!
her:
U wish I wuld lick it. In ur dreams
me:
No not scared I luv them!
me:
okay
me:
is that you on your myspace profile
me:
you have some nice lips there.
her:
Lol...thx
her:
Of course its me...ur funny.
me:
would go well with mine.
her:
Really
me:
yeah mine are better but yours are still nice
her:
Lol is that rite
-
bit mean but isn't that the good ol trick that keeps them wanting more.
she is currently looking at my pictures and im sure she wont be dissapointed. i've added many of my old pics of girls hugging me and stuff at parties. makes me look "popular".
edited-
what the hell she doin here? she's tryin to play with my head aint she:
her:
Hav u been 2 cold rock?
me:
no what is cold rock
her:
they mash up stuff in2 the ice cream like wat eva u want...so good. My mouth is watering
me:
will they mash you up in my ice cream?
me:
cause that's what i want.
her:
No
her:
Just coz im single dnt mean I want a man u knw.
me:
well then. it's not whatever you want after all
me:
hey? lol where did that come from
me:
i never said you wanted a man
her:
Lol im messing wit u
me:
you funny girl you
her:
Ha ha hook, line n sinker!
me:
all you girlies cant live without us
her:
Ha ha u heard of vibrators!
her:
Lol got ya!
me:
exactly. you need a toy that looks like our ****
me:
anythin that relates to a man
me:
you cant live without. Lol got ya!
her:
Ha ha sure ok then
me:
even lesbians use strap ons that look like our penises!
oh check this one out haha im rude when im acting like this.. see this is all fake me. not the real me :/
* me puts ice cream on his penis
me:
irresistable
me:
hurry up and lick it, its cold
her: Wtf
me:
what? scared of penises?
her:
Ur a strange 1... Lol
me:
i know. that's why im unique!
her:
U wish I wuld lick it. In ur dreams
me:
No not scared I luv them!
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