Developments with the UG/HB/HB sisters - GOD FRIGGIN' HATES ME.

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The only thing that can explain this is that God hates me, God likes having fun with mere mortals, or it's just my day to bend over and take it up the butt.

You'll like this one. Here's the background threads:

It started with these two women, who are sisters:
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33421

Then I met these two women last weekend and managed to pick them up, expecting to eventually get the HB:
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33553

Now for the developments.

I just had an hour long phone conversation with the UG of thread #2. It was actually a totally terrific conversation! I suppose UGs have to have great personalities because they're, uh, UGs.

The good news is that she did not seem interested in pursuing anything with me. Our conversation was very much one of those things where we recognized we had a great amount of drunk fun together, and we had to do it again in the future, including her friend the HB. If she has serious plans with me, they were not mentioned during this conversation, and I honestly had no reason to expect anything more... it just wasn't in her voice.

More good news is that the UG was all for getting her friend the HB to meet up with me again at the same bar on Thursday night. I didn't even have to steer the conversation much towards that. So far so good.

In fact, everything was so far, so good, until right before I got off the phone with her. To block any possibility of her going for a date this weekend, I made sure she knew I was busy (cookout with HB sister #1 - thread #1 - this weekend). Very cool thing, the UG actually had the attitude of, no way anyway, I made plans to hang out with my own friend in Virginia. It looked as if things were set to meet up with the HB, and the UG was backing awaya bit.

Now for the bad news.

But then I subconsciously put together some of the info we had talked about during the conversation, and I realized, hey, the UG and HB of thread #2 both graduated from the same high school in the same year as HB sister #1 of thread #1, and a year before HB sister #2 of thread #1. Hmmmm...

So I asked the UG, "Hey, come to think of it, I'm going out this weekend with somebody who graduated with you... do you know HB sister #1?"

The response was overwhelming.

"Oh my God you know her??? We are such good friends, but I haven't seen her in soooo looooong!!!! You have to tell her I said hi!!! Blah blah blah!!!"

"Ummm... maybe you know her sister, HB sister #2...?" I was turning pale.

"Oh YES her sister is sooooo nice!!! She is sooo cool! How is she dooooing??? I would love to see them again!!"

Guys, I am completely lost as to what I am supposed to be doing. All four of them apparently know each other very, very well. Where do I go from here?
 

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Sounds like you got yourself stuck between a rock and a hard spot. I think the best thing to would go at them trying to be freinds, laid back and cool. Let them know your intrested, flirt with them both if you seem them, but let them make the move. Your in the land of no return, because if your trying to getting on sister one, she will for sure tell sister 2 about you. But, if come at them in a freindly fun way, with some luck they just might want to fight for your attention. Its no win situation, if the sisters and the freind get together and start talking like women do.
 

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This is definitely one of the more amusing things i've read on the net thus far. Keep us updated. Who knows, perhaps you'll end up getting one of the HBs due to some crazy twist of fate.
 

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The world isn't a big as it sometimes seems. Screw it....mack on all of 'em.
 

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LOL truth is funnier than fiction!
On the plus side, if they haven't seen each other in "soooo long" then they would be relying on you to put them in touch again? Maybe you can have your fun for a while and bail if it gets too hot in the kitchen :)
 

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If I were you, MD, I would have sex with all of them. At the same time.
 

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LOL... it is sort of funny. I've been thinking, there has to be a way I can use this to my advantage!!!

The first thing that pops to my mind is the golden rule about desirability: once you have one woman wanting you, you become desirable to every other woman.

With a little skill I can maneuver through this!
 

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this is the best situation possible, you'll eventually have to choose a target, but you can play them all off each other and get the hottest one...
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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