Dead in the Bed

BigWillyStyle

Banned
Joined
May 22, 2004
Messages
300
Reaction score
1
Age
41
Location
In Uranus
I think I might be a bit of a bore in the sack because I only have 4 positions: missionary, doggy, girl on top, and a little something I call the "T-bone" (it's were the girl is on the bed lying vertically, whilst I'm on the bed lying horizontally, hence the name "T-bone").

I think I'm scared of trying new stuff out in fear of it not working, and thus looking like a 26-year-old rookie. So I inevitably stick with my tried-and-true methods.

So how many sex-positions have you guys got? Can you recommend any good, easy-to-learn sex postions for my next carnal encounter?
 

Semtex

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 12, 2009
Messages
101
Reaction score
5
sex positions are overrated...if you're pounding her good doing missionary, it will be far more enjoyable to her than having a milieu of sex positions under your belt, all done awkwardly.
 

Cinamon

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2009
Messages
427
Reaction score
7
Location
England
Sex moves don't always require the effort on your part. One of my favourites is reverse cow-girl, the mini bridge is also fun, and allows for deep penetration. Maybe if you discuss it before you try it, and she knows its your first time to try it, it will take the pressure off.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 3, 2006
Messages
921
Reaction score
27
Up against the wall is always good (her facing away from you.)

Her putting her legs around your arms and you standing while she bounces.

Kind of a variation on doggie where you sit almost like you're kneeling (but lower), she faces away and then kneels (sort of) on top of you.
 

horaholic

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 12, 2008
Messages
2,257
Reaction score
79
Dont be scared to try new things! You dont get more pleasure out of doing wierd positions. Its mostly so you can say you've tried it. Girls think the same way. watch some porn if you need ideas. You go the basics. The variations should also include where you are doing it at. If you have a high bed pull her ass to the edge, so you're standing. Try putting a couple pillows under her ass while you're missionary. Do it on the couch, toilet chairs, tables. Move your legs in different positions, too. Bang her missionary, then move your legs so you're basically kneeling while ramming it home. stuff like that.

Im not a huge fan of doggy, so I'll do it doggy for a couple minutes, then push her body all the way down, so she's laying on her tummy. After a while, I'll take my legs and position them, so Im straddling her, just south of her ass, kneeling again. Thats my fav. Then you can shoot it right in the crack of her ass!

Kind of a variation on doggie where you sit almost like you're kneeling (but lower), she faces away and then kneels (sort of) on top of you.
Im trying that one next time I get laid.
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Leporello

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2003
Messages
958
Reaction score
13
Location
DC
I've got about 7.
-missionary
-girl on top
-doggy
-girl lying on he bed, me leaning over her while standing
-spooning
-girl lying on her stomach, me lying on top of her
-me standing behind her and having her behind over a couch or whatever

Really, most girls have a favorite position or two that helps them cvm. You just have to find out what that is.
 

backbreaker

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 24, 2002
Messages
11,567
Reaction score
572
Location
monrovia, CA
I got mo moves than TJ combo baby.

actually TJ Combo really only had those 2 moves, the knee to the face and the little roll punch but you get the point.

Actually i'm not a big move guy. I actually like to be rode. I'm spoiiled rotten when it comes to that. if it's not that i'm on top and that's pretty much it.

my my oral game is top notch which more than makes up for it. actually that would be my advice. fvck 'moves and positions"

you want to able to give a woman 'the look" and she knows she better behave or she's not getting 'treated' or you want have a woman get giddy about sleeping wtih you? learn how to go REALLY go down on a woman.
 

romangod

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
1,069
Reaction score
48
Location
Canada
Cinamon said:
One of my favourites is reverse cow-girl, the mini bridge is also fun, and allows for deep penetration.
I love it when the girl likes the reverse cow-girl but I shy away from the mini bridge. I prefer the full bridge. It's a lot safer.


Cheers!
 

Unbridled_Phoenix

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 22, 2009
Messages
678
Reaction score
25
Don't forget the Alabama Cragdaggle and the Columbus Barumbus:cool:
 

romangod

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
1,069
Reaction score
48
Location
Canada
Unbridled_Phoenix said:
Don't forget the Alabama Cragdaggle and the Columbus Barumbus:cool:

How could I forget those? Although, here in Canada, the Alabama Cragdaggle is also known as the Northern Pretzel. It's a lot of fun but can be dangerous if you don't know how to get out of it. You could be tied up for days.

Cheers!
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Cinamon

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2009
Messages
427
Reaction score
7
Location
England
Unbridled_Phoenix said:
Don't forget the Alabama Cragdaggle and the Columbus Barumbus:cool:
I dont know what these are? How do i find out what they are, or how to do these?
 

Unbridled_Phoenix

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 22, 2009
Messages
678
Reaction score
25
Cinamon said:
I dont know what these are? How do i find out what they are, or how to do these?
Well you won't find the Columbus Barumbus in any scientific journal (yet), for it was invented by yours truly and a group of my esteemed associates during our time at Ohio State. In collaboration with my mastermind group, it was determined that the CB would be "the business of motorboating a girls' buttcheeks.":crazy:

And the Alabama Cragdaggle...well, the 9th gate is reserved for its practitioners...I've said too much....:nervous:
 

Cinamon

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2009
Messages
427
Reaction score
7
Location
England
Unbridled_Phoenix said:
Well you won't find the Columbus Barumbus in any scientific journal (yet), for it was invented by yours truly and a group of my esteemed associates during our time at Ohio State. In collaboration with my mastermind group, it was determined that the CB would be "the business of motorboating a girls' buttcheeks.":crazy:

And the Alabama Cragdaggle...well, the 9th gate is reserved for its practitioners...I've said too much....:nervous:

I'm confused, why dont you post a video link, or even better just e mail it to me :) It unsettles me to know there is stuff out there I have yet to try.
 

romangod

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
1,069
Reaction score
48
Location
Canada
Unbridled_Phoenix said:
And the Alabama Cragdaggle...well, the 9th gate is reserved for its practitioners...I've said too much....:nervous:
You've definitely said too much. The Alabama Cragdaggle is only for the chosen few who have been initiated and taken the oath of secrecy on risk of death. You're very close to breaking that oath. Be careful. :yes:

Cheers!
 

Colossus

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 22, 2005
Messages
3,505
Reaction score
547
I used to have this poster called the Periodic Table of Sex. There was about 50 different positions on there and I tried almost all of them. Now I'm too big and lazy....those standing fork-thrusts are just too damn hard!!

Really though, chicks will get more pleasure out of the missionary and cowgirl than most of the funky contortionist stuff. Just learn how to pump it right---it's all in your hips and glutes. I've never fvcked a girl who doesnt like the man on top.
 
Top