Date with HB10 Tonight In Chicago

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The Loner is lying....and is smelling very Indian Race Trollish....curryish :)
 

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TheLoner said:
HB10 just texted me "I can't wait to see you tonight"
Lol haha okay that's it :down: . Take a screenshot of your phone and put it up !
 

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TheLoner has to have something better to do than make these braindead threads about nothing. I mean really? It lowers my faith in humanity everytime he posts.
 

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Alot of popular people while popular, still have ugly GF's I noticed.

The amount of friends you have, doesn't mean your GF will be better looking, per say.

While I have no friends, I have an HB10 that likes me very very much.

And tonight, I get to parade her in front of my soccer team, because of all the hate they have for me.

That will show them!

My goal in life is to a get a hotter HB than all the people who have snubbed me!!!
 

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Kbomb said:
TheLoner has to have something better to do than make these braindead threads about nothing. I mean really? It lowers my faith in humanity everytime he posts.
You're too serious man. TheLoner brings joy and happiness into the world with his entertaining posts.

You go Loner! Let us know how it goes! :cheer:
 

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sageproduct said:
You're too serious man. TheLoner brings joy and happiness into the world with his entertaining posts.

You go Loner! Let us know how it goes! :cheer:

HB10 Texted me "This day seems like it's taking forever.
can't wait to see you, xoxo"
 

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Clearly OP has now crossed the line of subtlety and is now trolling the hell out of us. I wonder how long he'll last. He's not nearly as funny as some of the other trolls.
 

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JoeMarron said:
Clearly OP has now crossed the line of subtlety and is now trolling the hell out of us. I wonder how long he'll last. He's not nearly as funny as some of the other trolls.

I will upload pictures of the HB10 later.
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

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TheLoner said:
I will upload pictures of the HB10 later.
Lol..make sure she's holding up a piece of paper with the words "I'm with TheLoner" on it.
 

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Danger said:
Fvk.

My gf has been flakey the last few days and today she tells me she's going to a soccer game with "friends".

Should I be concerned? I don't want to seem like the jealous type, but my gut tells me something is fishy.
Dude, I think you're frame; she might be stepping out on you. Lets hope she doesn't go out with a loner. :rock:
 

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"Hey Bradley, see that HB10 over there. She's here with me"

"Pssssst" sort of ignores me, and then walks away from me.

a few minutes later, I see Bradley and the HB10 talking.
I observe them from a distance.

Bradley suddenly whips out his phone, for some reason. and
that is my queue to go over there.

I tip Bradley on the shoulder, "excuse me",

I pull the HB10 away and tell her "kiss me".

She grabs the back of my neck, pulls me in, and gives me the most passionate kiss.

Bradley, looks kind of confused. I ask the HB10 what Bradley was asking her.

HB10 says: "He wanted to invite me out for drinks after the game"

We kiss again and she says "go have a good game".

Still, at the end of the day I am still a loner with an HB10.

No one invited me out after the game, and I am still a Loner.
 

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TheLoner said:
"Hey Bradley, see that HB10 over there. She's here with me"

"Pssssst" sort of ignores me, and then walks away from me.

a few minutes later, I see Bradley and the HB10 talking.
I observe them from a distance.

Bradley suddenly whips out his phone, for some reason. and
that is my queue to go over there.

I tip Bradley on the shoulder, "excuse me",

I pull the HB10 away and tell her "kiss me".

She grabs the back of my neck, pulls me in, and gives me the most passionate kiss.

Bradley, looks kind of confused. I ask the HB10 what Bradley was asking her.

HB10 says: "He wanted to invite me out for drinks after the game"

We kiss again and she says "go have a good game".

Still, at the end of the day I am still a loner with an HB10.

No one invited me out after the game, and I am still a Loner.

At least Bradley didn't yank your soccer trunks down as you tried to score the game winning goal in front of the HB10.

Next time you might try to show the HB10 and your soccer team mates how much of a "bad boy" you are by getting a few penalties against you in your next game. They all just might be impressed.

Special Breaking News Bulliten: You aren't a "loner" if you have another person with you (HB10).

You might want to shop your idea for a movie to Hollywood. A comedy based on Soccer. Michael Cera could play the part of you.

The Soccer (svcker)

We bring you our feature presentation: The following events are based on a real life SoSuave thread. :up:
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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Naughty Ninja said:
Michael Cera could play the part of you.
Idk man, TheLoner always struck me as more of a Leonardo DiCaprio sort of guy :up:
 

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this thread's got WTF written all over it ....lmao
loner i suggest you offer the HB10 for a gangbang to your soccer team...
afterwards they will become your long life friends...trust me , it works
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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