Danielle Staub Sex Tape

Luthor Rex

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(Don't take this thread too seriously, I am making a point, but let's not political about it.)

I think I must have completely lost touch with the world around me.

Who would ever want to see a sex tape of this hag? Perhaps as a medical aid to help me vomit I might watch it, but otherwise, ugh.

Seriously, I'm a guy and I like nekkid women as much as the next man... but come on, why is the media forcing images of these women on us as though they were even slightly attractive. If I was going to hump an old woman, it would be this one.

This reminds me why I've stopped watching TV.

I look at this kind of crap and ask myself "where have all the pretty women gone?"
 

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A 46 y.o. woman who likes having sex, likes it in public places, makes amateur porn with her 27 y.o. lover, and the problem is,...? Man, this is like finding a unicorn in the forest. Obviously the last of her eggs are dropping.
 

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The problem is she's an ugly old hag!

Also, her face makes her look like a tranny.
 

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I love cougars. Something is wrong with you, Luthor Rex.
 

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Nothing wrong with her, though I imagine you'd need a bit of KY Jelly to get things sliding. Of course a hot young thing > (once/still relatively) hot cougar, but in my opinion a hot cougar > average/plain but young Jane.

As for the tape? What is the issue if she knew it was being made and with no written declaration that it wouldn't be leaked at some stage.

As for Monica Belluci - that pic is either old or touched up. She actually looks quite haggered now, though in her prime :up:
 

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I'm halfway with ya Luthor.

Halfway because I agree with you that her face is fvcked up and raisin like but her body is probably still magnificent so its one of those butterface situations.
 

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Cougar? Nah. GILF? Maybe.

I almost hooked up with a 50's GILF myself awhile back. With that amount of makeup, she would have made this chick look ugly, but I had no illusions about what she was, which was OLD.
 

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Doesn't look too bad imo, hot body.

And I just found out this sex tape isn't released or leaked. You should have stated that in your post... :(
 
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