Cutie @ Publix

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Snuck into Publix grocery a few minutes before it closed on Friday...

Walking up to self checkout, I notice the young 20-something cutie staring at her phone instead of watching the lines.

"Get off your phone... I might steal something!"

Eye contact. She smiles.

While running items over the scanner I look over at her...

Make sure she's watching me as she stands 15 feet away, phone in hand.

"You get off at 10?"

Yeah... thank god.

"What are your plans after?"

Ha. Go home. Sleep.

"Jeez. That's lame. It's the weekend, right?"

Yeah, well...

By now, I've finished bagging the small amount of groceries. She moves between the checkouts and the door... much closer to me as I'm leaving.

"Hey, can you help me take these to the car? You're supposed to do that, right?"

She looks at the one bag of groceries in my hand and smirks.

And smiles.

Eye contact again. Even stronger than before.

Then she starts to explain how she can't right now because she's supposed to be watching the self checkout.

And while she's explaining this...

I become fully 100% aware of her voice...

It's terribly, painfully annoying.

Like fingernails across a chalkboard.

So bad that no amount of good sex would justify the suffering.

"Maybe next time then."

I wave good-bye and she responds in kind.
 

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I could almost see it like a movie in my mind, but I miss the dénouement somewhat.
 

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While running items over the scanner I look over at her...

Make sure she's watching me as she stands 15 feet away, phone in hand.

"You get off at 10?"

Yeah... thank god.

"What are your plans after?"

Ha. Go home. Sleep.

"Jeez. That's lame. It's the weekend, right?"

Yeah, well...

By now, I've finished bagging the small amount of groceries. She moves between the checkouts and the door... much closer to me as I'm leaving.

"Hey, can you help me take these to the car? You're supposed to do that, right?"
WTF do you mean what are her plans after 10? o_O She's in her workplace, not standing outside of a nightclub smoking a cigarette and looking around for geezers to approach her.
That's harassment of an employee, plain and simple. And you being twice her age makes it even more cringe and pathetic.
 

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WTF do you mean what are her plans after 10? o_O She's in her workplace, not standing outside of a nightclub smoking a cigarette and looking around for geezers to approach her.
That's harassment of an employee, plain and simple. And you being twice her age makes it even more cringe and pathetic.
Attractive people are used to being flirted with. They’ve developed strategies to be nice and yet deflect undesired attention. Particularly those with customer service jobs.
There nothing wrong with flirtation. As long as you aren’t creepy and don’t push boundaries.
 

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Snuck into Publix grocery a few minutes before it closed on Friday...

Walking up to self checkout, I notice the young 20-something cutie staring at her phone instead of watching the lines.

"Get off your phone... I might steal something!"

Eye contact. She smiles.

While running items over the scanner I look over at her...

Make sure she's watching me as she stands 15 feet away, phone in hand.

"You get off at 10?"

Yeah... thank god.

"What are your plans after?"

Ha. Go home. Sleep.

"Jeez. That's lame. It's the weekend, right?"

Yeah, well...

By now, I've finished bagging the small amount of groceries. She moves between the checkouts and the door... much closer to me as I'm leaving.

"Hey, can you help me take these to the car? You're supposed to do that, right?"

She looks at the one bag of groceries in my hand and smirks.

And smiles.

Eye contact again. Even stronger than before.

Then she starts to explain how she can't right now because she's supposed to be watching the self checkout.

And while she's explaining this...

I become fully 100% aware of her voice...

It's terribly, painfully annoying.

Like fingernails across a chalkboard.

So bad that no amount of good sex would justify the suffering.

"Maybe next time then."

I wave good-bye and she responds in kind.
She’s not interested.
 

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When you are in any grocery store, the idea is to hit on female customers/shoppers, not the employees.

When you are going to fitness classes, the idea is to hit on the female class attendees, not the class instructors.

There's a good thread about this topic.


Hitting on women while they are at their workplace and deal with the public is not recommend. It's a low return on effort play.
 

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When you are in any grocery store, the idea is to hit on female customers/shoppers, not the employees.

When you are going to fitness classes, the idea is to hit on the female class attendees, not the class instructors.

There's a good thread about this topic.


Hitting on women while they are at their workplace and deal with the public is not recommend. It's a low return on effort play.
I would disagree. I’ve found success hitting on baristas, clerks…. while they are working. But. You have to be able to discern the difference between customer service friendliness & actual interest.
I’ve been approached while working. I don’t mind. Most girls won’t mind if you are socially calibrated
 

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But. You have to be able to discern the difference between customer service friendliness & actual interest.
Most men do not do well with this. In the majority of cases, it is customer service friendliness and not actual interest.
 

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There's a UFC fighter named Tabatha Ricci, whom doesn't look physically attractive in my opinion. She's a butterface. Nice body, but unattractive face.
I listened to her speak on the microphone recently and couldn't believe how sexy she sounds.
That voice of hers was extremely attractive! I couldn't believe it!

Nature has a very strange way of attraction.
If you have a deep voice as a man, your attraction level could boost by 3 points.
 

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Nature has a very strange way of attraction.
If you have a deep voice as a man, your attraction level could boost by 3 points.
Or 3.5 points, easily. YMMV.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Snuck into Publix grocery a few minutes before it closed on Friday...

Walking up to self checkout, I notice the young 20-something cutie staring at her phone instead of watching the lines.

"Get off your phone... I might steal something!"

Eye contact. She smiles.

While running items over the scanner I look over at her...

Make sure she's watching me as she stands 15 feet away, phone in hand.

"You get off at 10?"

Yeah... thank god.

"What are your plans after?"

Ha. Go home. Sleep.

"Jeez. That's lame. It's the weekend, right?"

Yeah, well...

By now, I've finished bagging the small amount of groceries. She moves between the checkouts and the door... much closer to me as I'm leaving.

"Hey, can you help me take these to the car? You're supposed to do that, right?"

She looks at the one bag of groceries in my hand and smirks.

And smiles.

Eye contact again. Even stronger than before.

Then she starts to explain how she can't right now because she's supposed to be watching the self checkout.

And while she's explaining this...

I become fully 100% aware of her voice...

It's terribly, painfully annoying.

Like fingernails across a chalkboard.

So bad that no amount of good sex would justify the suffering.

"Maybe next time then."

I wave good-bye and she responds in kind.
Why didn't you close, I e suggest getting together and exchange numbers? Sounds like you missed a good opportunity there. Or was her voice so annoying that it put you off closing?
 

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Why didn't you close, I e suggest getting together and exchange numbers? Sounds like you missed a good opportunity there. Or was her voice so annoying that it put you off closing?
Already had plans for the evening, otherwise I might have pursued for spending time together that night. Guys answering above seem to think she wasn't interested. I'm inclined to disagree. Her voice was very annoying though.
 

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Already had plans for the evening, otherwise I might have pursued for spending time together that night. Guys answering above seem to think she wasn't interested. I'm inclined to disagree. Her voice was very annoying though.
Well if you were busy that night, you could've exchanged numbers and hooked up with her at another time in the future. I'd have gone for the close personally - I think it's always worth shooting your shot.
 

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There's a UFC fighter named Tabatha Ricci, whom doesn't look physically attractive in my opinion. She's a butterface. Nice body, but unattractive face.
I listened to her speak on the microphone recently and couldn't believe how sexy she sounds.
That voice of hers was extremely attractive! I couldn't believe it!

Nature has a very strange way of attraction.
If you have a deep voice as a man, your attraction level could boost by 3 points.
Shucks, I don't have a deep voice.
 
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