Craziest Places You Have Done The Nasty!

fourblueballs

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This is in response to another thread.. lets see who are the craziest Don Juans on here.

Rules: YOU HAVE TO BE REAL.. no made up ****. To prove something to people you will never meet. Lets keep it real.. and have some fun, and maybe inspire some other freaks on here. :)

I will start. The Craziest places I've done it.. in no particular order.

+ Parking Lots in my car
+ On a play ground
+ On a basketball court (right in the middle of it!)
+ In my pick up truck bed at the drive ins spooning while people walked by. Some even looked.. and I stopped and pretended to hug her / readjust under the covers.
+ Nailed a complete stranger.. raw.. on the dance floor w/ everyone around (not by choice.. she made all the moves and next things I knew.. I was sliding into her moving w/ the music)

Lets here it DJ's.. if I can remember more.. I'll update it!

Lets' here about you all NOW!!
 
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I got head in a church parking lot. I'm going to Hell. :rockon:
 

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The fifty-yard line of a local universities football field while around 100 people were watching a movie on the jumbo-tron.

In a tube slide at a local church's playground. I would feel guilty but it was just TOO GOOD.

On the floor of my gf's bestfriends floor while her and her boyfriend slept not 3 feet away (if you consider that crazy, pretty standard to me).

I also got head in an old f-buddies kitchen while her mom was standing on the other side of the counter/island having a conversation with me. Needless to say I was kinda nervous. EDIT: Just remembered a good one about this same chick. She gave me head in her basement while I was watching a homemade porno of her (very hot) mom using various vegetables on herself :D
 

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round table pizza bathroom...when I was 13
 

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BlakeW5 said:
The fifty-yard line of a local universities football field while around 100 people were watching a movie on the jumbo-tron.

In a tube slide at a local church's playground. I would feel guilty but it was just TOO GOOD.

On the floor of my gf's bestfriends floor while her and her boyfriend slept not 3 feet away (if you consider that crazy, pretty standard to me).

I also got head in an old f-buddies kitchen while her mom was standing on the other side of the counter/island having a conversation with me. Needless to say I was kinda nervous. EDIT: Just remembered a good one about this same chick. She gave me head in her basement while I was watching a homemade porno of her (very hot) mom using various vegetables on herself :D
Wow, I think you have me beat.. if not tied!

I've done some crazy ****... I wouldn't have sex while talking to someone's mom across the kitchen. lol

That's crazy..

This is a good topic.. I'm glad we posted this
 

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Haha i need more stories, but hell im only 18. For me it was in my parents SUV that they let me borrow on the side of the road overlooking ventura.

Oh and once me and the same girl were driving home from disneyland and got stuck in traffic. So she rubbed my d!ck and played with me the entire time we were stuck in traffic for an hour. All i remember is looking out my window to make sure nobody could see in and trying my hardest not to blow a load all over my car =D
 

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This is something I need to work on. Mostly I just been in my place or traveling. Closest to crazy was nailing one girl in the same bed as her best friend, but the friend was asleep (or pretended to be) and the girl and I were pretty steady at the time. We did that almost every night on that road trip so it got to feel sort of normal, the 2:00am wakeup, hit it, clean up and sleep, try not to make too much noise.

Her friend did walk into the bathroom on that trip while we were in there going at it too. I'd consider those not that wild, it's not really public or daring.

I have a list I want to try though, and a plate willing to help.

  • Public park picnic table. There are a few local parks I think we need to break in some night.
  • Road head. Ya, it's a road hazard, sorry, gotta do it.
  • Hiking. There are a few hiking trails I like to walk on, not heavily traveled but it's the idea.
  • On a boat, on deck. there is a place on a huge lake where you can rent houseboats for a week. I think we should get one and fuck like chimpanzees a few hundred meters offshore.

Always looking for ideas.


Good thread.
 

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For some of these, all you need is a competative woman. If she hears about someoneelse doing it, she'll want to show you she will too.

1 I forgot-living room floor of a friends house after a party[almost ended,he had a chick upstairs,so I guess he still had guests]
 

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One of the crazier places I did it was in the radio studio. There were also people in the radio studio next to us, that I could see through the glass.
 

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fourblueballs said:
Wow, I think you have me beat.. if not tied!

I've done some crazy ****... I wouldn't have sex while talking to someone's mom across the kitchen. lol

That's crazy..

This is a good topic.. I'm glad we posted this
It definately wasn't planned. We were in the kitchen cooking, she decided she wanted to go down on me and her mom happened to walk into the room. It was a very uneasy yet thrilling conversation. If it wasn't back in the day when I wasn't quite as ballsy as I am now I would've tried for a threesome. Probably would have ended badly but if it worked it would have been awesome!

^ But yeah sodbuster, competitive chicks are the greatest. Nothing like a girl who's willing to one-up all your past sexual escapades
 

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BlakeW5 said:
It definately wasn't planned. We were in the kitchen cooking, she decided she wanted to go down on me and her mom happened to walk into the room. It was a very uneasy yet thrilling conversation. If it wasn't back in the day when I wasn't quite as ballsy as I am now I would've tried for a threesome. Probably would have ended badly but if it worked it would have been awesome!

^ But yeah sodbuster, competitive chicks are the greatest. Nothing like a girl who's willing to one-up all your past sexual escapades

Ohhhh... you see..... I was thinking... that she was bent over in front of you... while you where inside of her from behind.. while talking to your mom. That was my impression.

Man... still... it's balsy.

Most of the stuff, I've done.. I forgot lol... that is def. a real thrill though
 

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- At some friend's party in Sidney, on a chair in her grand-mother's room. Little did we know that her granny was sleeping calmly in her bed right next to us. Did not notice us though and we got out as quick as we got in.

- On a boat, whilst 30 people were partying around us. I will not be able to hang out with some of those girls anymore :D:D
 

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- airplane ****pit (while it was grounded)
- airplane empty business class while in flight (she was a lead flight attendant for the long haul flights on Emirates :) we dated )

- another girls dad's Swimming pool (noone was home, new years eve)
- His garage (when everyone was home, we were supposed to be cleanin his hummer)

- beach at night
- car, many many many times


- my favourite, while driving a convertible Honda s2000 - very slowly, driving that is. we stopped after about 5 minutes coz i couldnt see the road. she was riding me in the driver seat while i was driving very slowly..i knew it was an accident waiting to happen..so..

- ive done it with a police officer in a police station, in the station chiefs office in the middle of the day, got busted by a dog unit officer from outside. the girl was someone i dated for about 2 months, she was very competitive and very very ready to please.

- with her ive had head while driving pretty much 90% of the drives we go on.
- done it on the hood of my car in broad daylight on the side of the highway.
- on the roof of a friends house, there was a party and all the rooms were full with others in there already.
- in a cop car
- in my work office, many times with a collegue
- 3sm with a chic i was seein and her hott sister while we were on our way back home.
- in a cab while the cabbie was droppin us to my place after a party.

- when i was 16 me and this chic saw a construction yard next to the school..there was a huge digger truck..we got on it and cut. lol.

im sure theres more i cant think of it tho..
 

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i lost ma virginity freshman year under da bleachers at ma pep rally for football!!! sick!!!! hahaa

+normal spots
+CAR
+PARK
+MOVIES
NUTHING TO CRAZY
 

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- subway car
-my balcony in broad daylight
- times square during new years she was inside my northface jacket and i was pounding away..... what was weird was millions of ppl and no one noticed
 

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fourblueballs said:
+ Nailed a complete stranger.. raw.. on the dance floor w/ everyone around (not by choice.. she made all the moves and next things I knew.. I was sliding into her moving w/ the music)
Dude, are you making this up? How has nobody commented on this one. You went in RAW with a complete skank on the dance floor? If you didn't catch anything, consider yourself EXTREMELY lucky!

Now that that's over with, explain how this happened in detail. What the floor crowded? Did people know? What was she wearing that allowed you to slip in like that?
 

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lol this thread made me laugh

- In washrooms in clubs,
- on couch inside club main room
- head on dance floor
- behind club
- in car in front of club
- various parks
- Bus stop
- utility closet at work.
- behind fence at work
- in trunk of car (weird ass situation, not sure i'd do it again)
- washroom of friends place, left her bra in toilet tank.
-other than that pretty normal :p


some of these stories are legendary. although i grimace at the thought of watching a girls mom make some veggies disappear while her daughter is giving me head

Like... eww, she's getting turned on TOO.
 

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On a pool table in the rec room of my gf's dorm. Unfortunately someone walked in on us.
 
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