Cow Fvcker!

Billtx49

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Well, she cut him off, he gets it from the cow, she gets mad and takes it public for further punishment and the embarrassment factor.
Apparently she didn’t know of or couldn’t imagine the resources available for farmboy beastiality action …
Ranchers tell me they’re way cheaper than escorts, you just need to get past the smell …
 

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The lesson here is: if you're going to fucc a cow, don't get caught. The embarrassment might lead you to doing something you later regret even more than fuccin a cow.
 

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Animal vaginas have bacteria in them that will literally rot your d1ck off, just in case anyone was considering it.
Yes, a CSTD is a major factor to consider, but bovine game does put a completely new spin on the classic “I was out chasing some tail” statement …
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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