Cosmetic Surgery

Agamemnon43

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I know right? How dare I to get braces to have a perfect smile, hit gym to look fvcking jacked naked and women fvck me with physical desire, take care of my hair so it looks healthy, brush my teeth so they don't mess up? How dare I to do anything that makes me more attractive and compete with the top dogs right?
huh??
 

BoomToTheMoonAlice

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Bald is a death sentence for most men unless you're all bulked up and have the tough guy look.
Listen to this bvll****.

The guy I knew who slayed young women like sandwhiches was FAT with a beer belly, perpetually broke, balding, had a face that looked like Santa Claus and dressed the same every single day. He picked his nose in public, hawked cigarette loogies in front of chicks and had threesomes in a dirty apartment on a couch that looked like it was pulled from a thrift store. Every single girl at the school we were at either wanted to sleep with him or he had already banged. He would walk into the mall, I would point to a girl in the food court, and 10 minutes later she was offering to drive him home. He was a Bartender and played on a local hockey team. This guy knew everyone in the city and was welcomed everywhere we went.

My brother in law is short, bald, stalky and broke. He nailed a HOT Chinese girl with huge boobs that towers over him by at least a foot and a half. She's always screaming at him because she thinks he's cheating, he gets offers constantly. I have two wonderful little nieces who are going to be absolute bombshells when they get older. He's also part of their city's local mob as was the old man.

Perfect men look and act GAY.

Hot women want their opposite, rugged bikers with scars, facial hair and bad attitudes that DONT CARE. These are the guys they fantasize about, not some gym bro pre-occupied with ink, a jagged tooth or rough skin.

I know a drug dealer/millwright down the street who works with the Hell's Angels. He's 4ft nothing, smokes like a chimney, skinny as hell has 8 children and is ALWAYS in trouble with new girls. The last thing he worries about is what he looks like.... They pick HIM up and buy him stuff and take him out. He always has a new girl hanging off him that's pumping out children faster than he can say "Cocaine?".

God damn, every single time with this looks garbage. YOUR LOOKS DON'T MATTER. If you're ugly, own it.

No wonder you guys are all pulling women who act like men. You act like girls.
 
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Murk

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I'll grow old gracefully, the way I was created. I've never even had stitches, braces, fillings. I now wear glasses and that's about it. I smoke but have great skin and maintain my looks despite drink and drugs.
 

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It can carry a lot of risk. Last night I was at a funeral for a friend. He was a collegiate athlete in his youth and he was 61. He retained his fitness but had developed a beer belly despite lifting and hiking and mountain climbing avidly. He had a full head of hair, was a multimillionaire and was a great friend to everyone who knew him. The stories told were about his Chad days of youth when women were drawn to him like flies.

How did he die? Vanity. Rather than do the work and apply the discipline to get the beer belly off, rather than abstain from rich foods and wine, he got his stomach stapled.

The day after surgery he went & lifted heavy, which was against doctors orders, and he died at home later, presumably from sepsis after breaking his staples lifting & then not realizing the seriousness of his condition.

Why did he get his stomach stapled? To appeal to women, since at 61 his looks were not as attractive as they once had been.

Cautionary tale. There was is a reason vanity is one of the 7 deadly sins boys. Very sad.
D@mn. If I was a 61 year old multi-millionare with a full head of hair, a little beer belly would have been the last thing on my mind. Im sorry about your loss.
 

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D@mn. If I was a 61 year old multi-millionare with a full head of hair, a little beer belly would have been the last thing on my mind. Im sorry about your loss.
Right? Thank you.
 
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