BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
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Cool ways to answer the phone
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Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Kerpal said:
Ha after reading through all of the lame, retarded, ignorant ones, this one made me smile.
Add "baby" on the end and we've got a deal
As for how I answer the phone...
Cute girl = hey punk
Male friend = whats up man
Somebody I don't know = Hello?
Festive mood = Ayyyyyy
If I know it's a chick, I bring them immediately into my world with a question.
Something like:
1. Pick up phone
2. Immediately say, "Let me ask you a question."
3. Wait for them to say "What?"
4. Then say, "How would you tell a guy you're so deeply into him you can't contain yourself, and you just had to call him to ask if he could see you tonight behind closed doors?"
5. She'll usually just laugh, or she'll act weirded out and say something like, "I don't know."
6. In both cases, tell her, "Call me back and try again." And just hang up.
Another seed in the field my brothas.
Something like:
1. Pick up phone
2. Immediately say, "Let me ask you a question."
3. Wait for them to say "What?"
4. Then say, "How would you tell a guy you're so deeply into him you can't contain yourself, and you just had to call him to ask if he could see you tonight behind closed doors?"
5. She'll usually just laugh, or she'll act weirded out and say something like, "I don't know."
6. In both cases, tell her, "Call me back and try again." And just hang up.
Another seed in the field my brothas.
Cloudtopsun2100
Senior Don Juan
FVCK YOU then hang up immediately... LOL I did that a few times after I pranked called people before caller ID came out and they *69d me..
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
I hum or sing showtunes, sing songs, immitate characters, or sing catch-phrases from commercials. Then, at the main point I subsitute whatever word in the lyrics with "Hello" sung.
Usually, I have a second to customize it to whoever's calling and if I want to talk to them. Example: a slvt is calling...
"From the Valley of the Jolly - Ho, Ho, Ho... He-llo-o."
or,
"There's some HELLO'S in this house, there's some HELLO's in this house."
A hottie:
"Oooh, Aaah, OH! Poppin'-fresh Hellooo"
Random:
"Because, because, because, becaaaaaauuuse.... because of the wonderful things Heh-lo!"
Random:
(Lyrch from Addam's Family voice) "Youu Raang."
Random:
*in Johnny Cash karaoke mode* "I slipped and fell into the wet concrete HELLO."
Also, I have a simple VM message that I must've said 500 times before I recorded it, so I can answer the phone and mimmick it:
"Heeyy, it's Vulpine. Leave a message." *hang up, wait for call back, if none: call back and ask them why they called and didn't leave a message/what they wanted* The alternative is to see if they go for the fake "BEEEEP" and start leaving a message.
People get confused when you answer: "Diga!" or "Moshi, moshi."
Usually, I have a second to customize it to whoever's calling and if I want to talk to them. Example: a slvt is calling...
"From the Valley of the Jolly - Ho, Ho, Ho... He-llo-o."
or,
"There's some HELLO'S in this house, there's some HELLO's in this house."
A hottie:
"Oooh, Aaah, OH! Poppin'-fresh Hellooo"
Random:
"Because, because, because, becaaaaaauuuse.... because of the wonderful things Heh-lo!"
Random:
(Lyrch from Addam's Family voice) "Youu Raang."
Random:
*in Johnny Cash karaoke mode* "I slipped and fell into the wet concrete HELLO."
Also, I have a simple VM message that I must've said 500 times before I recorded it, so I can answer the phone and mimmick it:
"Heeyy, it's Vulpine. Leave a message." *hang up, wait for call back, if none: call back and ask them why they called and didn't leave a message/what they wanted* The alternative is to see if they go for the fake "BEEEEP" and start leaving a message.
People get confused when you answer: "Diga!" or "Moshi, moshi."
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