Confessions Page

[gregory]

I know i dont go to church a lot, but there are a few things in my life that i regret doing, and it would sure make me feel a lot better if i could hear what are the worst things in life that you all did?

I will post my confession after someone is brave enough to go first

 

[Porky]

Don't think I regret this for a second.

A girl lied about me for no reason. I won't go into details, but let's just say it made me look like the type of guy to shamelessly take advantage of drunk girls. a few weeks ago at a party I got a little (read: lot) inebriated and went off on her. I must have yelled at her total for a good 10 or 15 minutes. I think she ended up crying.

 

[Ladiesssman]

Why would you yell at a girl? for a few sec, maybe understandable. But for 15 min? You're the most wonderful AFC I've ever heard of.

 

[Porky]

Why are you here, if not because you're an AFC?

I'm here admitting that it's the worst thing I've ever done. I don't feel bad about it, but I still realize that it was a mean thing to do.

You're ignorant to the situation. Don't presume to judge me when you know nothing about me.

 

[AFK Protector]

I **** on some guy's windshield.

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

Originally posted by AFK Protector
I **** on some guy's windshield.

piss on the doorhandles when its really cold.

 

[AFK Protector]

Originally posted by Mr. Debonaire
piss on the doorhandles when its really cold.

If it were that cold, wouldn't my c0ck kinda get cold too? that's painful for me, but see, you can sh1t in warm weather and do damage too. I will smear sh1t on his doorhandles next time. See, I thought this out well.

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

and this thread proves how gross and yucky boys are.

 

[I-am-someone]

Hmm... my regrets?

That I didn't change my life earlier and that I wasted 6 months of my life.

And to be honest, I just wasted another good 5 minutes by looking on this board. What the hell am I doing?! What the hell are you guys doing?!

 

[Vincent]

Are we really this immature guys that we have to post stuff like this?

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