COMPILATION:ALL "zones" explained + solution

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ok so i see alot of people are going into this.."zone" and want to get out ,

want to be different,want to transform,want to start over again,want to evolve into bankai... etc

What you are about to read is not a troll, it has all happened to me
i will give a brief explanation of all major and minor zones

classification
NERD zoned:
woman: hey switch , my recycle bin has vanished from my desktop,fix it..
switch: ah--O k, wanna go out together afterwards?
woman: no i got to go out with my bf, mayb l8r or mayb not

simple friend's zone:
woman: you are such a good friend switch! wish my BF was like you

THE friend's zone:
woman:SWITCH!! you are soooooo sweet, thank you!
switch: oh u r welcome we can be good friends..huh?

woman: you should really lose some weight
switch: yeah i kno im fat like a pig!!! ha ha ha!( i actually said that,i can still remember....sh!t)

THE best friend zone:
woman: switch last night me and my bf had a threesome with a stripper...be my emotional tampon as i re-act each scene
also keep telling me i'm beautiful and nice so my ego would skyrocket,before i sleep with my jerk bf again

THE student ZONE:
temporary lecturer (age 28) :eek:h i see!! so u wanna study after classes? ok why don't you mark all the exam papers,bring my coffee and mop my office
also buy me a nice parker fountain pen...Y THANK YOU!! U R D BES STUDENT EVER!!now bring me a coffee
(her vag!@al walls were being pounded by my friend at that time)

THE BANK ZONE:
Woman 2: OH!!! switch please lend me some money,
switch: YES MA'M!
woman 2: oh that teddy bear looks do cute!!wish i cud buy it! but i dont have money rite now....
switch: YES MA'M!!!!

THE YES THE FAMILY ZONE:
DISCLAIMER:i dont think many guys have come this far,i can't really describe the horrors that i faced..U HAVE BEEN WARNED

baby zoned:
elder woman: oh switch! you are so cute and small i wanna hug u!!! i want you as my baby if don't mind
switch: .........ok
(she was 4 years older than me..WTF?)

brother zoned (minor):
woman: oh you are the best guy ever!!! thanks bro!! u dont mind me being your bro huh?thanks bro, thanks bro...(STOP THE BRO,i wanted to say)
switch:eek:h u r welcome sis!!

THE brother zoned (major):

woman: switch!!!! (crying), i broke up with my bf brother!!please be my tissues and wipe my sorrows
also my baby needs a new pampkin,can you change it for her?(THIS IS REAL PEOPLE,laugh your asses off,cuz i actually did it)
oh brother you have always been for me,and still you are there,can you give me some money for my school fees?
thank you sooo much BROTHER
(she kept saying brother,at the last days whenever i heard that "brother",i wanted to invest in a handgun and shoot myself)

Brotherzoned (minor scale) #2:
woman 2: hey switch mt friend woman #1 calls you bro,can i also be ur sister?
switch:ermm ok
woman 2: i always wanted to bicth slap a guy ....can i do it?
switch: fo*@ u woman
(switch cries for a day then goes depressed and goes on d internet ,then by accident finds pook and antidump-changes his life)


FATHER ZONED: anyone reached here yet? if so tell me, i'll add ur experience here =))

guys all of this has happened to me and i will say,the only way out is to let go and forget them :down:
write her name on a piece of paper, then burn the paper, very effective for those in the "-zones"
guys i have suffered A LOT, i always thought i could somehow get out specially int bro major case, but in
the end i cut my veins and went to hospital,:cry:

a lot of people offer a lot of ways to get out, however none of them will work most of the time
yes there are exceptions but mostly these "zones" are like d bermuda triangle,once lost-always lost

pleases i tell you,let go of them leave the ZONE and SWITCH to the don juan side

ok i think i have most thingz covered if there is anything others can add..
and i think this should be archived or something so the future new gys could benefit :rock:
 

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ok I sure did you to write that down on last topic but.... that was a joke

anyway, hey at least you learn to not do that again :)
 

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But you are trolling, right? It's not that funny.
 

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I think a lot of us have been in at least 2 of those zones. Heh...all because we wanted to be decent guys. Life it seems, is not without it's irony.
 

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I'm actually in a bro zone with one girl, I always tell her about all the girls I picked up, she basically acts like a dude with me, but I have no interest in anything more with her, though she is hot, sometimes some female friends are good, you just have to know how to use them for profit :D
 

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just for fun a few additions how i would have handled that. side note: respect yourself. you always will get what you think you deserve.

switch said:
ok so i see alot of people are going into this.."zone" and want to get out ,

want to be different,want to transform,want to start over again,want to evolve into bankai... etc

What you are about to read is not a troll, it has all happened to me
i will give a brief explanation of all major and minor zones

classification
NERD zoned:
woman: hey switch , my recycle bin has vanished from my desktop,fix it..
well ... what do i get in return?

simple friend's zone:
woman: you are such a good friend switch! wish my BF was like you
so what you mean is you wish i was your boyfriend? sorry but you are not exactly my type and way too complicated

THE friend's zone:
woman:SWITCH!! you are soooooo sweet, thank you!
now its your turn. i deserve at least a massage.

woman: you should really lose some weight
sorry no can do, my body needs to match my d!ck or i'll look ridiculous.


THE best friend zone:
woman: switch last night me and my bf had a threesome with a stripper...be my emotional tampon as i re-act each scene
also keep telling me i'm beautiful and nice so my ego would skyrocket,before i sleep with my jerk bf again
should have given me a call. i'd banged that stripper and maybe helped your bf out as well. obviously you are not as good as a friend as i have thought. i think i'll have to break up with you.



THE student ZONE:
temporary lecturer (age 28) :eek:h i see!! so u wanna study after classes? ok why don't you mark all the exam papers,bring my coffee and mop my office
also buy me a nice parker fountain pen...Y THANK YOU!! U R D BES STUDENT EVER!!now bring me a coffee
(her vag!@al walls were being pounded by my friend at that time)
ok i am an idiot

THE BANK ZONE:
Woman 2: OH!!! switch please lend me some money,
switch: YES MA'M!
woman 2: oh that teddy bear looks do cute!!wish i cud buy it! but i dont have money rite now....
you can earn some by being nice to papa...

THE YES THE FAMILY ZONE:
DISCLAIMER:i dont think many guys have come this far,i can't really describe the horrors that i faced..U HAVE BEEN WARNED
ya just gimme that damn blow job and i am out of here!

baby zoned:
elder woman: oh switch! you are so cute and small i wanna hug u!!! i want you as my baby if don't mind
hug my d1ck

brother zoned (minor):
woman: oh you are the best guy ever!!! thanks bro!! u dont mind me being your bro huh?thanks bro, thanks bro...(STOP THE BRO,i wanted to say)
let me ask you first before i agree to this: how do you feel about incest?

THE brother zoned (major):

woman: switch!!!! (crying), i broke up with my bf brother!!please be my tissues and wipe my sorrows
also my baby needs a new pampkin,can you change it for her?(THIS IS REAL PEOPLE,laugh your asses off,cuz i actually did it)
oh brother you have always been for me,and still you are there,can you give me some money for my school fees?
thank you sooo much BROTHER
(she kept saying brother,at the last days whenever i heard that "brother",i wanted to invest in a handgun and shoot myself)
buying a handgun

Brotherzoned (minor scale) #2:
woman 2: hey switch mt friend woman #1 calls you bro,can i also be ur sister?
switch:ermm ok
woman 2: i always wanted to bicth slap a guy ....can i do it?
ya lets trade. i always wanted to fock my sista in the ass. can i do it?
 
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This one chick had a crush on me and one day I said something along the lines of being her father figure, and she was like, "NO! You are NOT my father!!" I bet she immediately started thinking about incest.
 

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creep zoned
me: hi how are you
girl: "fine."(walks away)
 

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