Competition, come up with the best C&F for this!

TheMinistered

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I've always got lots of comments on my light blue eyes, and lately i've been wanting to come up with a good C&F statement for the ususal statement they make, "wow, your eyes are really pretty!" or "wow, your eyes are really blue!"

Let the competition for the best C&F statement begin!


On another note, here is some funny things that happend yesterday! :)

I was looking for some money to pay a friend back, so I decided I would bum it because he *really* needed it. So, I went around and I got some money from people.

Well, one girl that gave me money earlier saw me get some from someone else, she came up to me and said in a *****y manner, "Just because you don't have money doesn't mean you can use your good looks to get it!" So, I said, "So you DO THINK I'm SEXY! HAH!" She rolled her eyes and then I just said cya.

Later, me and my friend were at a coffe shop and he went to the bathroom and I sat there and waited forever. Seven minutes later he comes through the front door of the store, I just give him this look like wtf? I didn't say anything, but he was in a hurry to go so I told him I'd go to the restroom and be right out.

I walked up to the mens bathroom, and waited because it was locked... next thing I know two chicks come out, lol! I give them this look and smile, and they just said, "The womans room was locked" I laughed and said, "Ok, suuuuure!"

When I got out to the car I told my friend what happend and he started cracking up and said, "Weelll, I think I can explain this! :)"

He went to the bathroom but the mens was locked, so he went in the womans! While he was in there, they knocked on the door and he said in a lame girly voice, "I'm in here."

He was taking a shat and the toilet had overflowed in the womans room! haha! So he waited a long time, until he heard them go in the mens room then he snuck out the back! lmfao
 

jonny football hero

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wow, your eyes are really pretty

well they worked for the last guy who had em.
 

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"THATS THE WORST PICKUP LINE IVE HEARD ALL DAY, DID YOU GET THAT OUT OF A BOOK OR SOMETHING."

-Ben
 

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"lemme squeeze ur boobs"
 

DJ Alejandro

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yeah. my grandma said the same thing..

works for me anyway. :)
 

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dude that Was extremely afc...
"SO U DO THINK IM SEXY"

UR suppose to know you are
i would have negged her

also next time a girl compliments you on ur eyes
be like
"too bad urs arent blue.....but there still ncie though" in a funny tone---
 

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yea, they are. Hopefully thats the only thing youll be staring at, though. (then say kidding right as she opens her mouth)
 

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Originally posted by buckwheat18
Thank you for reminding me- then give a wink.
No one says my eyes are perty...:(

But I'd just say, "I know." Then wink.

if I was pissed or wanted to joke around, I'd say, "...wtf are you, some stalker?" or "ahh, finally gathered the courage to hit on me?"
 

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girls tell me my eyes are really nice all the time. I like the "so you think Im sexy?"

If you wanted to go a little farther, you could say "so, wanna fvck?"

but you might get slapped, lol.

Are you all ever afraid to compliment a girl on her eyes since they might be contacts?? Thats why I never do it
 

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you think my eyes are blue? You shoulda seen my balls two days ago...

stop it you're making me blush

Yea I dyed em last night cuz I heard Hitler was coming back

Thank you (give girl Zoolander look)

Your eyes are pretty too, not as good as mines but good looking

Aww don't call me pretty, that's sooo girly. How about ruggedly beautiful

Girls always say I have pretty eyes but I have so much more. They don't look at the total package. I mean look at my butt, just look at it (start shaking your ass) Buns of steel lady, buns of steel

****y and Funny only gets you so far so here are some other ideas which may yield better results:

Stare into her eyes for at least 3 seconds and don't say anything

Blush and accept the compliment gracefully

Talk about how the eyes are the window to the soul

Since you like my eyes so much, I should try and let you see me more often. What's ya phone #?
 
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