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[Peace_Out]

Here's somethin for y'all to chew on (or suck on if u will)

Well walking around the local shoppng the other day looking for f0od, I noticed a HB 9 in front of a chinese take away counter licking a spoon. Without missing a beat i walked right up to her, Said "You lick that spoon *WINK*" she looked at me with the biggest grin and *suggestively* swallowed the whole spoon then took it out of her mouth and continued licking it while looking at me. I decided to join her for something to eat, found out she liked horses =/ and hated smokers, and got her #. Best pick up of the day!

~Peace Out

 

[dannowillbookem]

i like this idea.

anyways ive been playing this girl (i'm a relatively new player) named ali. shes a grade below me and we went to the same middle school. she was chubbier then and a 5 at the most but now shes lost some weight and has entered 9 zone. amazing what some weight loss will do.

anyways i def. laid on the c&f busting her balls on a little thick. we talk online mostly and i seem to have offended her with something i said (news to me....) and she had a friend "john" im me and talk **** to me and told me to be nicer. i immediately told her i was sorry and jk (hey losing this chick is better than losing my face) and she said okay and was flattered when i told her i thought she was very pretty.

however now i'm not sure if i wanna keep talking to her. do i need someone this sensitive? not really...i'm pretty thickskinned myself and all but shes hot enough to at least give it another try. we have a date friday and i hope all goes well.

i'll post back.

 

[pokie87]

C and F is probably not a good option on a former fat chick. Don't go near talk of her weight with regards to c and f. You can still use c and f but stay away from her appearance cause its likely she is still insecure about that as she used to be overweight.

 

[dannowillbookem]

yeah now my gameplan is just move on c&fing about how she loves me and etc. keep you posted.

 

[B-Lemond]

Originally posted by UltimateScoundrel
A little something funny for all of you.

I'm not really considered a smooth operator by a lot of girls. I don't play the field, or do traditional things when hooking up with girls. I just do my own thing. As such, they think i'm not real experienced when it comes to getting numbers.

A female coworker of mine was with me on a school trip thing. We were at a large gathering with people from all over the state, and she was trying to make me look like an ass in front of everyone.

She told me she'd give me a dollar for every phone number I could get from a girl at this gathering.

I had the last laugh. In two hours I got 83 phone numbers, and we called each one so she could be sure I didn't make them up.

I guess I showed her what's up.

How did you do it?

 

[SlyD4rK]

thats amazing...hell....83 numbers?....im making it my personal goal this year to do better than that

my feild report will be coming next week sorry..im currently isolated from girls

 

[Zaine]

Sorry This is Void, I'm at his house, I posted on the wrong name. Damn Cookies.

 

[Void]

Hey guys, Just got back from hawaii yesterday. Anyways, I was with my parents so it's not exactly the easiest thing to approach the ladies. I'll try to sum up what I remember.

I went to this Lua (however you spell it), this native Hawaiian dinner thing. At our table there was this family of freakin' hot girls. Haha, not the mom though. One my age, one older. The one my age was checking me out like the ****...So I just naturally sit there I'm making light conversation with the table and such. She's sitting far away from me though. But she keeps on directing the conversation to me. (If you're ever in a group like thing and a girl does that to you, she's interested!) As we get up to get food, she comes up REALLY close to me. And says "hey.." in one of those pitch changed voices (haha I can't really think of how to call it, a sexy voice?) So I say "hey" back and go up to get some food. We had more conversation at the table. My parents were kind of looking at me funny, so I really didn't do as much as I wanted. I really don't fancy hitting on girls or number closing with my parents around.

The rest of my Hawaii trip I don't remember the other things that happened. Not much, I was with my parents.

Yesterday, I was with my friend, his girlfriend, and a girl with her boyfriend. Think I wasn't noticed? Number 2 had previously sort of made out with me. And that night, she had been kinoing me and looking at me. But I just pretended that nothing was really happening because I don't like ****ing with relationships. But then my friend had been talking to ever with these chicks on the phone. Literally. And my friend told me after that she kept on talking about me. So I gotta see where that takes me.

This isn't really much, but as soon I signed onto AIM since I had gotten back this girl that I have a bad history with (prior Sosuave, emotional tampon days, she's seen me change) IM's me first thing and says "You're back!! Why didn't you call me when you got off the plane!! I should've been the first thing you thought about!!" and I responded saying "you wanted me to call you at 4am?!" Then I told her some stories, good conversation actually.

Also, in Hawaii I was working on my charm. I decided after reading Ice Pick's dj bible thread on Self-Image that I need a better one. I decided that I want to be the outgoing-charming guy. I always like those kind of people. So when I went to the bar to get a drink I came up smiling and said "hey how's it going? Can I have a glass of lemonade?" Then I started to talk to him about his job, what it's like here, and talked to him for about 10 mins. I talked to a lot of people while I was there.

I like how it's going here, but I'm starting a mission for you guys.

For you to change your self-image to how you want to be! For me this was the charming kind of guy. So in your posts now I just want you to include like what you're doing and how you want your self-image to appear as.

:cheer: Good Luck!

 

[idiot_boyfriend]

you will have to reply in here about an advancement on a girl

Well, it has gotten from friends to "I wanna fùck you...."

Note to self: I gotta buy condoms.

[EDIT] How do you guys expect to keep track of who's posting here, anyway?

 

[BobTheB]

I came up empty throughout the week. Been working everyday so I only had 1 night where I had a chance for approaches.

Setting: baseball game, around the concessions and the booths selling things.

I walk in with my buddy and we decide it's time to buy our spots in the game at the end of night, something we always do. We get to the line and handles flirtin with the chick behind the counter so I start looking around. I spy 3 8+'s in a line not too far from ours. I keep some eye contact and make sure we are both aware of each other's presense. Next thing I know one of them has walked over and stood right behind me in line. I wait it out for a quick second to make sure I was the reason when I catch the conversation the 3 chicks had over about 100 feet. I have no clue why they did it and thought we wouldn't hear it but it went something like this:
2 girls in other line: Are they cute?
chick behind me: Yeah, I think so.
2gs: Are you sure?
chick: Pretty sure.
2gs:Make sure they are geeks or anything. I don't want to waste time.

I stopped listening at this point. I waiting til we got our game stuff then we walked off without ever turning around. Slightly discouraging but an odd situation none the less.

 

[dannowillbookem]

update on that ali chick (scroll up idiot)

we went to the movies (she asked me to come and after much stalling i agreed, heh heh) and, going through boot camp week one, i was sure to make great eye contact. i also kino'd her like crazy and she never held back. too bad i didnt get a kiss (i'm not as crazy confident as i like to think i am) but i'll get it...

 

[pokie87]

A good way to get a kiss is by building it up. If she does something like messes up or anything that gives you a reason to bust on her point to your cheek and say ''You owe me'' Then when they kiss you on the cheek accuse them of being a terrible kisser and how the relationship is never gonna work out as you can't be with someone who can't kiss. Then give her another go at proving herself with the cheek then say something about how its hard to tell with the cheek and that she has been promoted to lips but if she fails then she isnt gettin a chance. This method always works for me and they love it as it builds anticipation and is a challenge. Always pull away with the kiss and sometimes even joke around by saying that it felt weird and it was like kissing a sister.

 

[Void]

Originally posted by BobTheB
I came up empty throughout the week. Been working everyday so I only had 1 night where I had a chance for approaches.

Setting: baseball game, around the concessions and the booths selling things.

I walk in with my buddy and we decide it's time to buy our spots in the game at the end of night, something we always do. We get to the line and handles flirtin with the chick behind the counter so I start looking around. I spy 3 8+'s in a line not too far from ours. I keep some eye contact and make sure we are both aware of each other's presense. Next thing I know one of them has walked over and stood right behind me in line. I wait it out for a quick second to make sure I was the reason when I catch the conversation the 3 chicks had over about 100 feet. I have no clue why they did it and thought we wouldn't hear it but it went something like this:
2 girls in other line: Are they cute?
chick behind me: Yeah, I think so.
2gs: Are you sure?
chick: Pretty sure.
2gs:Make sure they are geeks or anything. I don't want to waste time.

I stopped listening at this point. I waiting til we got our game stuff then we walked off without ever turning around. Slightly discouraging but an odd situation none the less.

I think you meant to say "Make sure they ARN'T geeks or anything."

Discouraging?
They called you cute. Why stop listening? I don't understand. I would've went and approached.
oh that must be the discouraging part.
Well, just remember....you'll never what could happen if you don't try.


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Danno, I'm also about to makeout with this girl I havn't before. Except I have quite a history with her. The best thing to do I think is just go for it, yeah take charge. Pokie's idea is cool, I just can't see myself doing that.

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So this girl I have a history with, AFC-RAFC-the present me (semi-DJ). I dated her when I was a pretty big AFC, she dumped me and tried to go out with my best friend. He didn't screw me over. Then I tried to get her back being the AFC I was. I was friends with her and over time (about 3 months) as I became better her attraction for me grew. Then like I said in the earlier post, the day after school she called me while I was on vacation seeing where I was, wanting to do something.


Alright so I get back from vacation as I said in the my earlier post. So the next day I go online on AIM (my sn's in my profile if you want to talk guys), and this girl I've known for awhile IM's me and says (after you know "hey, what's up" etc.) and says she wants to do something with me.

We go to the movies in a group, because I wanted to start off fresh and non-desperate, as if I'm going after her strongly. Also, I wanted to see her attraction for me. So, my wingman and I meet (lets call the girl I have a history with Cindy) Cindy and her friend. My wingman and I are pulling a great conversation with them. Joking around, it was pretty fun. I could tell she had took awhile getting ready, because she looked prettier than usual. Before the movie (we had a bit till it started), there was good kino and I could tell she was into me. As the movie started I sat there, trying to think where this is going. No kino yet. I notice that she was sitting the very closest to my seat that she can (like on my side.) She also had her leg crossed and her leg pointing to me, also another sign of interest. (It's all body language man!) I said something, don't remember what that involved me touching her or getting closer to her and then I had my arm on sort of resting on her side. Then over time she got a bit closer. I would take it away every now and then so it increases attraction (not really sure if I did this right...) And one time after I had something I just took my hand off the arm rest and held it on her hand. So in conclusion, I just need to know when I'm going to makeout with her. I'm going to go for it next time or the 3rd date. Not sure which. Also, next time I'm going to make it just me and her.
My conversation online also indicated that she had high IL (interest level noobs.) anyways guys, keep it up....
and so will I.
I'm going to read some makeout threads for advice, because I'm not so skilled.

anyone have any advice on going for it...drop it in.

Keep on getting out there guys. :cheer:

 

[pokie87]

My method works for me but then I am the playful fun type on dates always accusing the girl of wanting me etc. If that isnt for you just go for it man although it is tough to just make the move at the movies as you are both facing the screen. Perhaps even say something like ''word on the street is that you are a terrible kisser'' only really say this after a lot of kino and she is clearly into you which it sounds like she is. They will try and prove you wrong by kissing you. Another good method of iniatiating a kiss is by smelling her, this was mentioned in another thread but maybe jsut lean in and smell her and tell her she smells great. Every now and again go back for another smell and just build it up moving up to her face and smelling her face, tease her a bit with an eskimo kiss. Then when she just cant bear the anticipation anymore kiss her.

 

[Void]

Originally posted by pokie87
My method works for me but then I am the playful fun type on dates always accusing the girl of wanting me etc. If that isnt for you just go for it man although it is tough to just make the move at the movies as you are both facing the screen. Perhaps even say something like ''word on the street is that you are a terrible kisser'' only really say this after a lot of kino and she is clearly into you which it sounds like she is. They will try and prove you wrong by kissing you. Another good method of iniatiating a kiss is by smelling her, this was mentioned in another thread but maybe jsut lean in and smell her and tell her she smells great. Every now and again go back for another smell and just build it up moving up to her face and smelling her face, tease her a bit with an eskimo kiss. Then when she just cant bear the anticipation anymore kiss her.

I can't see myself smelling her, but the other one I could do.
I'm doing some with her on friday, so an update will be coming.

 

[Void]

UPDATE

On friday it started off with her and her friends coming over. My wingman was their too. We start watching this movie and I ask her to come sit with me---im in a recliner. So she comes over and lays with me and says "_name of girl_ is here, I don't know if i can do this." i ask "why?" She said "because she has a really big crush on you----------what should i do?" I said "whatever you want----i dont mind." Then she added in "but were just friends right?" I looked at her and said "If you want to be..."

She goes and sits back on the couch...I sit there dazed, lost and confused with numerous ideas in my head. After the movie we sit and talk for a bit. Then I have the great idea of having a whip cream fight. My wingman isolates it so it's just me and her outside. Lots and lots of kino...so much fun...
The day ends well.

But then I get to find out later that this ******* fag, asked her out on a date. And she really likes him. Yeah---more than me. And she said "that she just likes to mess with me." It's alright but just kind of painful to hear.

The next day were over at her friends house because their leaving for camp and well...nothing really happened. We all talked about but nothing really...

kind of disappointed

need to meet new girls...

but still never tried well enough...guess ill never know.

 

[Sammo]

I guess as a mod i really should participate so i guess i'll start.

UPDATE: JULY 17TH

A few weeks back i met a HB8 at a club and danced/kiss closed. One week later i got her to come to my mates house as he was having a small party. I felt her up/fingered her. Couldnt try any more because it was hard to isolate. I plan on ****ing her this weekend so i called her up:

*Ring Ring*
HB8: Hello.
SAMMO: Hey, how ya goin'?
HB8: Hey!! I'm good, how are you?

-- insert a few mins of fluff talk --

HB8: Have you been going to school? I haven't seen you in ages. (I've been avoiding her, i don't want people to think where going out).
SAMMO: Yeah, i don't have many classes this semester though so im not there a whole lot
HB8: Oh okay.
SAMMO: What you doing this weekend?
HB8: No plans, why??
SAMMO: You should come out friday night with me and my mates, then we will go back to adams house and have a spa with him and nikki.
HB8: Okay sounds like fun, i havent been in a spa in ages.

-- I end the conversation --

With any luck i will be **** closing her fri night. Sat night im going to a party and i know there will be lots of gash there. So expect updates gentleman.

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by Void
UPDATE

On friday it started off with her and her friends coming over. My wingman was their too. We start watching this movie and I ask her to come sit with me---im in a recliner. So she comes over and lays with me and says "_name of girl_ is here, I don't know if i can do this." i ask "why?" She said "because she has a really big crush on you----------what should i do?" I said "whatever you want----i dont mind." Then she added in "but were just friends right?" I looked at her and said "If you want to be..."

She goes and sits back on the couch...I sit there dazed, lost and confused with numerous ideas in my head. After the movie we sit and talk for a bit. Then I have the great idea of having a whip cream fight. My wingman isolates it so it's just me and her outside. Lots and lots of kino...so much fun...
The day ends well.

But then I get to find out later that this ******* fag, asked her out on a date. And she really likes him. Yeah---more than me. And she said "that she just likes to mess with me." It's alright but just kind of painful to hear.

The next day were over at her friends house because their leaving for camp and well...nothing really happened. We all talked about but nothing really...

kind of disappointed

need to meet new girls...

but still never tried well enough...guess ill never know.

**** her off dude. Girls not interested in you are not worth your time.

10 days since your last update

Get in to it man

 

[Sammo]

Originally posted by Soniq_red
Sorry for the length... How'd I do?
I don't really care if she doesn't call me
back as I might've used her to get to her
very cute friend.

You did well, props for the effort. She's not interested, don't take it personally.. she's just faithful to her boyfriend. Which is a good thing anyway. If shes got hot friends then just be her friend, she's not much use to you otherwise.

 

[Void]

Originally posted by Sammo
I guess as a mod i really should participate so i guess i'll start.

UPDATE: JULY 17TH

A few weeks back i met a HB8 at a club and danced/kiss closed. One week later i got her to come to my mates house as he was having a small party. I felt her up/fingered her. Couldnt try any more because it was hard to isolate. I plan on ****ing her this weekend so i called her up:

*Ring Ring*
HB8: Hello.
SAMMO: Hey, how ya goin'?
HB8: Hey!! I'm good, how are you?

-- insert a few mins of fluff talk --

HB8: Have you been going to school? I haven't seen you in ages. (I've been avoiding her, i don't want people to think where going out).
SAMMO: Yeah, i don't have many classes this semester though so im not there a whole lot
HB8: Oh okay.
SAMMO: What you doing this weekend?
HB8: No plans, why??
SAMMO: You should come out friday night with me and my mates, then we will go back to adams house and have a spa with him and nikki.
HB8: Okay sounds like fun, i havent been in a spa in ages.

-- I end the conversation --

With any luck i will be **** closing her fri night. Sat night im going to a party and i know there will be lots of gash there. So expect updates gentleman.

YAY SAMMO! :cheer: Just wondering why don't you want to people know you guys are going out? That's interesting...


Time to update...

Acouple days ago I see this hot girl at this camp. She's dyed her hair like blue or something. So I go up to her and say "hey you have cool hair." But then this guy comes approaching us...so I walk away. And I hear him say "Wait...what'd he say to you?" Then she says "that I have cool hair," as she smiles. So I guess their an "item."

Then tonight I go to the movies with a group....I was going to go with just the girl (the girl from my earlier posts...) but then I realized that she may not be interested. Yeah...I was kind of self-conscious. I don't know why.

So we arrive there, immediately she says "cool haircut!" and rubs my head. haha. And then we go into the movie and ah, our seating order's ****ed. So I tell the girl next to me "hey lets switch half so i can to talk to __NAME__" They go to the bathroom and come the girl who i have an interest for sits next to me...

So then she positions her body towards me. I position my body towards her...Mirroring body language. Then as I have my arm on the arm rest, she gets her arm so its touching mine. Then I take my hand off the arm rest and put it like on her side...

Somehow we get to holding hands...and we caress eachothers hands for until like the end of the movie.

But as we get out it's strange. All of sudden she's acting like she's not interested in me!! It was very strange.

Later I find out that my friend overheard a conversation of theirs and went something like this "Hey please don't mess with Void, don't get his hopes up again." And before that she said something about how this other guy who the girl i have interest in really liked and he hit on her. (the friend of the girl i have an interest in...)


strange...

but i had fun.

keep those pots coming gguys..