animal crackers
Senior Don Juan
ONS or one night stands are what many of you guys were looking forward to coming into college. So far my experiences have been good, and I just want to share some info with the guys looking for the one nighter with a girl.
This is a great method, and it can lead to some very hot ladies.
Also, i know that this site gives major props to the long posts about life and shakespeare and w/e, but if all you want to do is get laid its not hard.
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Place:
Bar, Medium/Big Party
Ingredients:
Dance/Hip-Hop music, a few buddies to converse with, ladies at the bar, COMPETITION!!! yes I said it, competition is not always a bad thing. If there are other guys there with the same mindset as you the atmosphere of the place will be great for the girls. You also have to live somewhere that is feasable to have sex at, perks are : not far away/walking distance, no roomate there at the present time, private.
Pre Going-Out: You have to pick an outfit that looks like you're not trying too hard, but represents you as a cool person. In the past I have been trying too hard with this and it made the amount of EC dwindle :>0.
Hair is important, you have to have it look like you take care of yourself. I wear mine pretty spiked, but not hard spikes, and have it messy around the sides and back. This style is really easy to do in 5min, and it looks masculine. Masculinity is key. If you have a dominant thing going on you cannot be stopped.
By my experience COLOGNE DOESNT MATTER. We all have a scent anyway, and girls like the clean scent of a hot guy like you. Of course axe is very good if you sweat a lot.
Going Out:
3 rules
1. Have fun
2. Enjoy yourself
3. Don't be a timid little shy *****.
If you just ball up inside sometimes, or get scared being in this setting, a good way to gain control is to give yourself some time in the bathroom.
Start the night chillin with your boys drinking some beers, and scoping out whats goin on at the bar.
Next,
when the music starts going, and the girls start dancing with other girls, or guys, i suggest you go to the bathroom and do something strange you may never think of.....
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
Give your body an awakening with the energy it needs, flex every muscle in your body and feel alive and vibrant. Your energy needs to be wilder than the group already going outside.
Let it begin,
Walk through the dance floor looking ALL the girls and noticing which ones are looking back.
Walk close to the ones that dancing, and if they don't give you ec or come up to you, then put an easy arm around them and see if they go with it. If she does, dance man!!! If she doesn't, give her the "hmm, i dont know about you babe, in a teasing fun way, and come back to her later. She will be much more receptive if she's available.
2 Girls!!!
Two girls dancing is the ultimate opportunity for a guy with an aura like you. As you're moving your way through the dance floor get close to them, and just as you get there you automatically put your arms around them. Now, tell them something like " What are you two girls dancing with each other for" While at the same time getting into their rhythm. If one of them introduces you to the other one you are totally it. If they both dance with you then you are also golden because you have a choice over the two of them. The girls know this too and this means they know you have POWER.
Groups of girls
Err, this one is not that easy. If you dive headfirst into the group, you run a chance of getting snubbed out (where the girls look at you and maybe dance with you a little, but then go back to doin the girl group dance thing. Some groups are seriously just there to dance, and the ones that want more will make a point to stray a little from the center of their friends and will look around the place much more.
Now some may disagree with my non/group attitude, but in the long run there seems to be way too many variables, and it takes much longer.
THE DANCE
Ahh yes the most important part. This is the nonstop kino machine, and it is the easiest to take advantage of. When you get a girl dancing with you make sure you start out energetic and in control. Talk to her as you're dancing. Its a great way to develop dominance, and treat her like the little girl she is. As it goes on you must let your instincts take it to the next level. This does not mean you throw her against the wall and dry hump her....well not yet at least. Girls need more time for guys to heat up, and you can't force it. Watch how close they get to you. IF THEY GET CLOSER, YOU GET CLOSER. IF SHE STEPS BACK YOU STEP BACK. But, always stay sexual and let her know you feel it.
Later in the evening,
Allright you are making out with this chick for 20 min, your hands are all up on her a$$, and she gets that look in her eyes.
As she is now at the peak of her desire for you
At this point ask: "So where do you live at?"
She tells you....
If she askes "Where do you live" this is very good my man
After that ask her if its far.
Gauge her response to your question and say, "Lets go somwhere..."
If she suggests her place, then take her hand and go dammit, but if she doesn't say "lets go over to my place for a while. "
If she went with you, you do not even have to worry, if you remain dominant you will be having sex in less than an hour.
A couple points.....
1. When the dancing has gone dead and there are nearly no chicks dancing and theres some with guys already its time to stop trying these tactics. It makes you look like a desperate looser, and its much better to cut your losses.
2. Dont dance as you are going through the floor, this makes you seem like you're trying too hard. Just feel the music and go wherever your manhood takes you.
Some may disagree with me. Some may disagree with me because they think they're better than everyone else here.
I'm not a HOT GUY, id give myself a 6 if u were looking at my plain looks, but i have done this technique easily with about 7 girls. I've been in LTRs before and they are FANTASTIC.
But for those guys entering into the best four years of their life, including me, MAKE THE MOST OUT OF EVERYTHING
If there are any stupid errors in this post, its because i didn't proofread it, and just wanted to help this forum as it has helped me, and because i can't sleep... ;>)
This is a great method, and it can lead to some very hot ladies.
Also, i know that this site gives major props to the long posts about life and shakespeare and w/e, but if all you want to do is get laid its not hard.
88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Place:
Bar, Medium/Big Party
Ingredients:
Dance/Hip-Hop music, a few buddies to converse with, ladies at the bar, COMPETITION!!! yes I said it, competition is not always a bad thing. If there are other guys there with the same mindset as you the atmosphere of the place will be great for the girls. You also have to live somewhere that is feasable to have sex at, perks are : not far away/walking distance, no roomate there at the present time, private.
Pre Going-Out: You have to pick an outfit that looks like you're not trying too hard, but represents you as a cool person. In the past I have been trying too hard with this and it made the amount of EC dwindle :>0.
Hair is important, you have to have it look like you take care of yourself. I wear mine pretty spiked, but not hard spikes, and have it messy around the sides and back. This style is really easy to do in 5min, and it looks masculine. Masculinity is key. If you have a dominant thing going on you cannot be stopped.
By my experience COLOGNE DOESNT MATTER. We all have a scent anyway, and girls like the clean scent of a hot guy like you. Of course axe is very good if you sweat a lot.
Going Out:
3 rules
1. Have fun
2. Enjoy yourself
3. Don't be a timid little shy *****.
If you just ball up inside sometimes, or get scared being in this setting, a good way to gain control is to give yourself some time in the bathroom.
Start the night chillin with your boys drinking some beers, and scoping out whats goin on at the bar.
Next,
when the music starts going, and the girls start dancing with other girls, or guys, i suggest you go to the bathroom and do something strange you may never think of.....
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
Give your body an awakening with the energy it needs, flex every muscle in your body and feel alive and vibrant. Your energy needs to be wilder than the group already going outside.
Let it begin,
Walk through the dance floor looking ALL the girls and noticing which ones are looking back.
Walk close to the ones that dancing, and if they don't give you ec or come up to you, then put an easy arm around them and see if they go with it. If she does, dance man!!! If she doesn't, give her the "hmm, i dont know about you babe, in a teasing fun way, and come back to her later. She will be much more receptive if she's available.
2 Girls!!!
Two girls dancing is the ultimate opportunity for a guy with an aura like you. As you're moving your way through the dance floor get close to them, and just as you get there you automatically put your arms around them. Now, tell them something like " What are you two girls dancing with each other for" While at the same time getting into their rhythm. If one of them introduces you to the other one you are totally it. If they both dance with you then you are also golden because you have a choice over the two of them. The girls know this too and this means they know you have POWER.
Groups of girls
Err, this one is not that easy. If you dive headfirst into the group, you run a chance of getting snubbed out (where the girls look at you and maybe dance with you a little, but then go back to doin the girl group dance thing. Some groups are seriously just there to dance, and the ones that want more will make a point to stray a little from the center of their friends and will look around the place much more.
Now some may disagree with my non/group attitude, but in the long run there seems to be way too many variables, and it takes much longer.
THE DANCE
Ahh yes the most important part. This is the nonstop kino machine, and it is the easiest to take advantage of. When you get a girl dancing with you make sure you start out energetic and in control. Talk to her as you're dancing. Its a great way to develop dominance, and treat her like the little girl she is. As it goes on you must let your instincts take it to the next level. This does not mean you throw her against the wall and dry hump her....well not yet at least. Girls need more time for guys to heat up, and you can't force it. Watch how close they get to you. IF THEY GET CLOSER, YOU GET CLOSER. IF SHE STEPS BACK YOU STEP BACK. But, always stay sexual and let her know you feel it.
Later in the evening,
Allright you are making out with this chick for 20 min, your hands are all up on her a$$, and she gets that look in her eyes.
As she is now at the peak of her desire for you
At this point ask: "So where do you live at?"
She tells you....
If she askes "Where do you live" this is very good my man
After that ask her if its far.
Gauge her response to your question and say, "Lets go somwhere..."
If she suggests her place, then take her hand and go dammit, but if she doesn't say "lets go over to my place for a while. "
If she went with you, you do not even have to worry, if you remain dominant you will be having sex in less than an hour.
A couple points.....
1. When the dancing has gone dead and there are nearly no chicks dancing and theres some with guys already its time to stop trying these tactics. It makes you look like a desperate looser, and its much better to cut your losses.
2. Dont dance as you are going through the floor, this makes you seem like you're trying too hard. Just feel the music and go wherever your manhood takes you.
Some may disagree with me. Some may disagree with me because they think they're better than everyone else here.
I'm not a HOT GUY, id give myself a 6 if u were looking at my plain looks, but i have done this technique easily with about 7 girls. I've been in LTRs before and they are FANTASTIC.
But for those guys entering into the best four years of their life, including me, MAKE THE MOST OUT OF EVERYTHING
If there are any stupid errors in this post, its because i didn't proofread it, and just wanted to help this forum as it has helped me, and because i can't sleep... ;>)
