Cold as Ice

zerocelcius

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Recently I read some advice on here and it gave me a mental image of a bubbly lil guy singing I'm so Excited. It was like a small Richard Simmons humping girls legs and begging for numbers...

If getting numbers and scoring is your goal than maybe that is for you, but I look at being a Don as being a man. And that is not being a man!!

Women love men well most of them, but still the ones you want love men.

Solution Be a man! How do you do that you ask?.... sad.....IF you have to ask don't even worry about it.

NOW here is how you be a man in the club.

Put on the clothes you want. Not to impress but 'cause you like them.

Stand your ground, don't go walking around shaking hands and stuff, you will look like a car salesman. If your important people will come shake your hand that looks and is a lot better.

When I said stand your ground I meant stand. Don't sit, don't go shaking your booty. Pick a area and make it yours. And challenge all that come into your area including the hottie girls. If they can't get by with out you moving, oh well if they want by they can squeeze through.

Don't smile and act like a Lil dog with it's pinko out, keep a cold as ICE look on your face, but don't be afraid to admire a girls assets if you want.

You have to be smart about this in a few ways. Here are some pointers.

* don't try to piss people off, but don't let anybody control your actions
* don't stand by doors or steps, closer to the bar works good.
* look everyone in the eyes, than if she is hot check her out, don't stare
* Never break a smile, or try to chum it up with some stranger.
* IF you see a friend talk to them, IF you see a girl you like talk to her

At the end of the night make sure you are not the first to leave stick around until you are almost last. Last time I did this One girl said "I saw you, you were over there by the booth just looking all mean"
Than two girls were waiting to talk to me just outside the door. They didn't want my number they wanted to go party with me.

See these girls see guys with game all night, they see even more guys with out game, than they get hit on over and over.........BUT ONE THING STOOD OUT THAT NIGHT THE GUY THAT WAS HIMSELF AND MADE NO APPOLOGIES FOR IT, The guy that looked more like a MAN than any other guy there.

I mean just look at these smile faces and tell me what one do you want to be.

:cool: :crazy: :p :cry: :D :nervous: :crackup: :eek: :yawn: :cheer:
 

Bvbidd

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This has to be a joke. Right?


zerocelcius said:
Last time I did this One girl said "I saw you, you were over there by the booth just looking all mean"
Your proud of the fact girls thought you looked like a ****ed up creep?
 

Bvbidd

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Perfect of example of a retard giving advice.
 

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i can tell a man when i c 1...

zero..it iz really clear dat u have evolved pazt boyhood into manhood..u r starting 2 c da real meaning of being a man..a man livez hiz life 4 God and no 1 elze..meaning if it iznt wrong by God den he doez whatever da hell he wantz 2..of courze respectfully..but only boyz live their livez 4 otherz..if u r putting on any type of act 2 get girlz u r beneath dem becuz u r living ur exiztenze 4 dem...like u said..if u r not da smiling type u shouldnot b smiling like some type of car salez men (look at Jay Z), a real man iz 'EZ'..U go, u chill, u c something u want u go 4 it..u dont feel like going 4 it u chill. da key iz 2 do what u 'feel'..women r very intuitive, meaning dey can 'feel' and c when u r forcing urself 2 do anything u dont want 2 and dey wont respect u...actually no 1 doez..u wont even respect urself..dat iz Y boyz revert back 2 their true selvez after being with a girl 4 a while becuz u get tired of da gamez and not being who u were made 2 b..Zero keep it up u r evolving quite nizely..
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Royal Elite said:
zero..it iz really clear dat u have evolved pazt boyhood into manhood..u r starting 2 c da real meaning of being a man..a man livez hiz life 4 God and no 1 elze..meaning if it iznt wrong by God den he doez whatever da hell he wantz 2..of courze respectfully..but only boyz live their livez 4 otherz..if u r putting on any type of act 2 get girlz u r beneath dem becuz u r living ur exiztenze 4 dem...like u said..if u r not da smiling type u shouldnot b smiling like some type of car salez men (look at Jay Z), a real man iz 'EZ'..U go, u chill, u c something u want u go 4 it..u dont feel like going 4 it u chill. da key iz 2 do what u 'feel'..women r very intuitive, meaning dey can 'feel' and c when u r forcing urself 2 do anything u dont want 2 and dey wont respect u...actually no 1 doez..u wont even respect urself..dat iz Y boyz revert back 2 their true selvez after being with a girl 4 a while becuz u get tired of da gamez and not being who u were made 2 b..Zero keep it up u r evolving quite nizely..
YHWH Blezz
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****, I left my enigma decoding machine at work.
 
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