TheCaptain21
Don Juan
I hear a lot of guys talkin about how they have trouble in the club, how its harder in the club, blah blah blah....ok i'm gonna sum it up the best I can because frankly this is where I do my best.......First off your at a dance club, dance clubs are upscale enviroments, everyone takes care of themselves, everyone is good looking (at least thats how it is downtown chicago)......so first things first BE WELL GROOMED, all the women i've met and talked to say they love it when a guy is well groomed.....
you might ask what i mean by that, well for one no body hair unless its on your arms and legs, arms are optional a lot of girls say they dont mind arms either way so its your preference, next thing, eyebrow waxing, and yes you heard me correctly, the first time i went yes i was a typical testosterone filled guy that thought "fag" when i heard about this but the girl who did it said just as many guys do it as girls, now i dont mean go all out and get them all skinny and arched, i choose to do it, girls tell me they like it and its my preference, but the point is keep them cleaned up, next would be something i'd think you all already do before u go anywhere and thats keep a clean facial shave, ok thats that for hair removal,
next thing would be showering, which i hope you do everyday but theres more to it, a lot of dudes tell me i'm ****ed up cuz i wash 3 times when i shower, but let me tell you there have been times that i have forgotten to wear cologne and girls told me i smelled so good as they were in my arms, so thats a good indicator that i'm washing good if ya ask me, if you are still using soap switch over to body wash and a lufa, soap dries out your skin and is not as good, next thing would be face wash, if you arent usin it use it, the rest is pretty basic, keep nails clipped (or get a manicure if u can afford it), teeth brushed etc.....
ok so hair now, in my opinion hair is everything in the club, most of your average males keep it short and simple, im not saying grow a mullet but grow it long to where you can do a lot of **** with it, you wanna have a unique hairstyle that not many have and u want a different one everytime, if your hair isn't a solid color then dye it, if your hair isn't naturally straight buy a flat iron (and dont be cheap it wont work as effective expect to spend at least 80 on one) , im not saying straight hair is the way to go but most club girls are attracted to guys with spikey hair, and if your one of those guys sittin there saying "well all this its not me" then i'm sorry to tell you bro but you obviously aren't a club guy and you need to accept that, and if u wanna throw me the i like the music and i like to dance schmeel then you shouldn't be complaining cuz if u r truly there for that then you should have a good time regardless, anyways let me continue, crazy spikes, frohawks, and other crazy hair styles are good for a club, figure out what works best for you, as far as hair products go use what you like best, personally i like american crew fiber it gives a more drier look and thats my preference,
ok so lets continue, next would be warddrobe, clubs are upscale so expect to spend a lot of money on your warddrobe, armani exchange and french connection are top for club clothes u can also hit up banana republic but those are the 2 big ones, shredded and bleached up jeans work well too (keep in mind im from chicago this is what is common at downtown clubs here), u can always go with black pants but dont get a pair that your grandpa wears buy something comfortable that doesnt make u look like ur going to the office, as far as shirts go wear something thats gonna fit you tight (If you have the body to back it up) or a little loose but not big, the idea behind this is you wanna bring out your figure rather than hide it (with oversized clothing), jewelry is good, chains, rings, earings, eyebrow rings, now the belt is also very important, i can't tell ya how many girls compliment my belts when i go out, buy several unique belts that catch attention cuz believe me they notice this ****, couldn't tell ya why but they do, shoes ideally you could go with black italian leather, but if your gonna be dancing a lot grab yourself a pair of pumas (yes pumas), they are commonly worn out here around clubs and they are light and u can move well in them, watches are good but get something halfway decent....
also if u dont have a good cologne collection then u better start building it, its good to bring a girl along for this mission, the ones i've heard girls talk about most are dolce and gabana, aqua di gio, angel, and echo, but shop at your own discretion.....keep gum in handy to prevent dry mouth, a pen for phone numbers, and a lighter for cigs, with all that said lets move onto part 2.....how to act
you might ask what i mean by that, well for one no body hair unless its on your arms and legs, arms are optional a lot of girls say they dont mind arms either way so its your preference, next thing, eyebrow waxing, and yes you heard me correctly, the first time i went yes i was a typical testosterone filled guy that thought "fag" when i heard about this but the girl who did it said just as many guys do it as girls, now i dont mean go all out and get them all skinny and arched, i choose to do it, girls tell me they like it and its my preference, but the point is keep them cleaned up, next would be something i'd think you all already do before u go anywhere and thats keep a clean facial shave, ok thats that for hair removal,
next thing would be showering, which i hope you do everyday but theres more to it, a lot of dudes tell me i'm ****ed up cuz i wash 3 times when i shower, but let me tell you there have been times that i have forgotten to wear cologne and girls told me i smelled so good as they were in my arms, so thats a good indicator that i'm washing good if ya ask me, if you are still using soap switch over to body wash and a lufa, soap dries out your skin and is not as good, next thing would be face wash, if you arent usin it use it, the rest is pretty basic, keep nails clipped (or get a manicure if u can afford it), teeth brushed etc.....
ok so hair now, in my opinion hair is everything in the club, most of your average males keep it short and simple, im not saying grow a mullet but grow it long to where you can do a lot of **** with it, you wanna have a unique hairstyle that not many have and u want a different one everytime, if your hair isn't a solid color then dye it, if your hair isn't naturally straight buy a flat iron (and dont be cheap it wont work as effective expect to spend at least 80 on one) , im not saying straight hair is the way to go but most club girls are attracted to guys with spikey hair, and if your one of those guys sittin there saying "well all this its not me" then i'm sorry to tell you bro but you obviously aren't a club guy and you need to accept that, and if u wanna throw me the i like the music and i like to dance schmeel then you shouldn't be complaining cuz if u r truly there for that then you should have a good time regardless, anyways let me continue, crazy spikes, frohawks, and other crazy hair styles are good for a club, figure out what works best for you, as far as hair products go use what you like best, personally i like american crew fiber it gives a more drier look and thats my preference,
ok so lets continue, next would be warddrobe, clubs are upscale so expect to spend a lot of money on your warddrobe, armani exchange and french connection are top for club clothes u can also hit up banana republic but those are the 2 big ones, shredded and bleached up jeans work well too (keep in mind im from chicago this is what is common at downtown clubs here), u can always go with black pants but dont get a pair that your grandpa wears buy something comfortable that doesnt make u look like ur going to the office, as far as shirts go wear something thats gonna fit you tight (If you have the body to back it up) or a little loose but not big, the idea behind this is you wanna bring out your figure rather than hide it (with oversized clothing), jewelry is good, chains, rings, earings, eyebrow rings, now the belt is also very important, i can't tell ya how many girls compliment my belts when i go out, buy several unique belts that catch attention cuz believe me they notice this ****, couldn't tell ya why but they do, shoes ideally you could go with black italian leather, but if your gonna be dancing a lot grab yourself a pair of pumas (yes pumas), they are commonly worn out here around clubs and they are light and u can move well in them, watches are good but get something halfway decent....
also if u dont have a good cologne collection then u better start building it, its good to bring a girl along for this mission, the ones i've heard girls talk about most are dolce and gabana, aqua di gio, angel, and echo, but shop at your own discretion.....keep gum in handy to prevent dry mouth, a pen for phone numbers, and a lighter for cigs, with all that said lets move onto part 2.....how to act
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