Climax control condoms

the_m@n

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Ok so this girl called me last night and told me that I left my jacket in her house and that she also went through my pocket to try to figure out whose jacket it was. Anyway, she was like "You left your Jacket at my house with your climax control condoms" like she was making fun of me for using them. Has anyone else ever been teased about using these by a woman and if so... what is the best way to deal with it? She totally caught me off guard and I really didn't know how to respond.
 

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she also went through my pocket to try to figure out whose jacket it was.
That's a load of horse5hit. You should give her hell for going through your pockets, as it's disrespectful. I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate you going through her underwear drawer and saying "What do you use this vibrator for?"
 

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lmao....:D:D
 

SamePendo

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Same thing as a little punk infant makes fun of my shoes.
 

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Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms

These condoms suck. They burn slightly (probobly due to the special lubricant) and my arms litterally gave out last night and I didn't get my rocks off. I was very unsatisfied.

I'm sticking with the ultra thins...unless I'm with a girl who I want to teach a lesson to.
 

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Normally Desdonova is bang on the money but here I disagree. Her reason for going through your pockets was perfectly valid and she was just busting balls. You have to take a few licks sometime. Maybe there was something funny and relevant you could have hit her back with? Also try to think of something now incase she hits you with that again in front of other people.
 

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Don't ever use those. They made my d*ck numb and my ex gf said she was numb too. It was not fun. I ended up soft and numb.
 

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I've personally never heard of "climax control condoms", but if they have that written on the package, you wouldn't catch me dead with them.

What a way to set yourself up for some ridicule; carrying those around!

Seriously, if just regular condoms don't cause you to last MORE than long enough, man you might want to see a doctor or work on that. If i have any problem, its lasting too long with any condom.
 

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ValleyDJing - Unfortunately the reply to that would be.

Her - "No, I want a real man who doesn't need them!"
 

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Desdinova said:
That's a load of horse5hit. You should give her hell for going through your pockets, as it's disrespectful. I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate you going through her underwear drawer and saying "What do you use this vibrator for?"

L M A O:crackup:

nice job Des :cheer:
 

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d9930380 said:
ValleyDJing - Unfortunately the reply to that would be.

Her - "No, I want a real man who doesn't need them!"
Probably, but he's already been caught, he might as well attempt to defend himself, :crackup: !
 
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