Hello Friend,

If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.

It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

Chuck Norris...

B

Beyond_AFC

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 18, 2007
Messages
10
Reaction score
1
Location
Greece
Chuck Norris doesnt need to number close,
He just returns home, calls a random number and that ***** better pick up!
 
D

DanelMadr

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 11, 2006
Messages
752
Reaction score
23
Lesbians are women who haven't met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not afraid of rejection, because rejection is afraid of Chuck Norris more.

You can't ****-block Chuck Norris and live to tell about it.

Kino made by Chuck Norris can end up with dislocated elbow.

Chuck Norris can tell whole stories with his body language.

If woman does not orgasm with Chuck Norris, it is because he accidentally killed her with his tongue.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait 3 days to call, he can wait 3 years.

When Chuck Norris dumps a girl, he dumps her over twelve different places.

Chuck Norris's eye contact is so severe, it is certified among other full contact sports.
 
S

serDUDE

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 6, 2011
Messages
38
Reaction score
0
Location
Macedonia,Skopje
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
women have m.enstruation because chuck noris fu.cks every women on the planet once per month

chuck noris doesn't use pickup lines- he just says NOW

chuck noris lost his virginity before his father lost his

chuck noris's d.ick is registered as a lethal weapon
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top