Christina Aguilera Married to Pasty-White Nerd?

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This guy must have incredible game:
http://www.lasvegasroundtheclock.com/images/christina-aguilera_jordan_bratman_9.jpg
http://vivre-en-normandie.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/christina_aguilera_et_jordan_dratman.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/23_2007/070608-xtina.jpg

He's not rich either. I could understand the K-Fed thing, but I just don't get how this guy pulled this off. He looks like the definition of ugly.

Someone please explain?

Seriously, just looking at the pictures makes me laugh out loud. LOL. What the ... is going on? I just had to post this, it's just too bizarre. The guy looks like a bleached gorilla. Even if beauty is subjective, I doubt many women would call that guy hot.
 

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Who cares? She looks like a horse and tastes like salty garbage apparently.
 

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Actually hes a record exec or something.
 

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I'm not hating him, I'm just totally in awe. He's not record executive either. I looked him up on Wikipedia. Apparently he's just a marketer for music artists: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Bratman (his whole Wiki entry is just two short paragraphs).

I guess I am a little superficial, but come on, that guy looks like a lucky fan or something, in all the pictures. He doesn't even look confident, with his shoulders slouched like that. Just seemed really odd. It does give some motivation though. He must have quite a personality.
 

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~attrACTION~ said:
This guy must have incredible game:
http://www.lasvegasroundtheclock.com/images/christina-aguilera_jordan_bratman_9.jpg
http://vivre-en-normandie.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/christina_aguilera_et_jordan_dratman.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/23_2007/070608-xtina.jpg

He's not rich either. I could understand the K-Fed thing, but I just don't get how this guy pulled this off. He looks like the definition of ugly.

Someone please explain?

Seriously, just looking at the pictures makes me laugh out loud. LOL. What the ... is going on? I just had to post this, it's just too bizarre. The guy looks like a bleached gorilla. Even if beauty is subjective, I doubt many women would call that guy hot.
He is probably more in the average range...like a 4-5. I don't know if I would call the guy ugly. Then again, I am generous and only reserve "the ugly label" for very few people.
 

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Come to think about it, when it comes to haters you are in a no win situation. There will be guys who hate you because you are good looking and have a good looking chick and there will be guys who hate you because they don't believe you are good looking enough to be with a hot chick.

Down with the haters. Good for Mr. Bratman.

BTW, take all of the makeup off of her and she probably looks like ****. You can tell, she needs alot of makeup to look good.
 

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His intentional stubble does not hide that nasty double chin.
 

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Damn, no wonder nobody on here actually leaves for places like Ukraine!! You boys are clueless. Totally. The dude is a jewish music executive. I am sure he is very wealthy and has all the right contacts. Remember, the people who make the serious money in music are not the performers. They usually are idiots and get screwed. The people who make the big money are guys like that dude. I say that she got really lucky. He is a better catch than she will ever be. Props to her for getting such a winner in life.
 

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The Sperminator said:
Haven't you ever noticed that some extremely attractive woman sometimes goes for the ugly guy. Reason why is because they have had the good looking guys and are tired of the lame personalities most have. Not always true though. Sometimes they just want a smart or sweet guy instead of players. Look at this couple
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz...g.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Rushdie, Salman
Ugliest woman I have ever seen in that pic! Like a martian. That is a very famous author. Dude should get better.
 
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The Sperminator said:
Haven't you ever noticed that some extremely attractive woman sometimes goes for the ugly guy. Reason why is because they have had the good looking guys and are tired of the lame personalities most have. Not always true though. Sometimes they just want a smart or sweet guy instead of players. Look at this couple
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz...g.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Rushdie, Salman
Salman Rushdie - Salman is a perverted deviant homo - thus his hatred for Islam!!!

Christina is a hor and not good looking!! The Matrix has you young fvcks!!!
 
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