Biz Markie said it best
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the u.s. nation
The way that i met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met
I whispered in her ear, "come to the picture booth
So i can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "how do you like the show?"
She said, "i was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when i sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when i asked, "do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
She said, "no i don't, i only have a friend"
Come on, i'm not even goin' for it
This is what i'm goin' sing
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'cause i have friends and that's a fact
Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up
A relationship or some undderstanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea i was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that i ccalled her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then i called again
I said, "yo, who was that?" "oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what i need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So i came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, i knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and i as on my way
To see my baby doll, i was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know i was in for such an event
So i came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what i saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that i say
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
