Chick doesn't like oral.

[matius]

Hi:

Not quite sure what to do with this one. I dig hanging out with her and we get along great. She just likes to f***, she doesn't seem to want to get eatin, suck it or jerk it real good. I know that probably sounds funny (and a bit sad), but how do you suppose I could go about this problem.

We have a cool open relationship, so I suppose I'll just find that with someone else, but I'd really like to get her to open up. You guys have any experience with this type? What are some things you did to correct the problem?

Any suggestions...

Thankz

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Is she generally open to other (different) sexual experiences beyond oral?

 

[matius]

How do you mean?

 

[Big Pappy]

An excellent question by Francisco! My experience tells me that when a girl doesn't enjoy receiving oral, she generally has some fetishes "outside the box".

An ex of mine found my typically (for other chicks) exceptional oral skills less than interesting. Howeverm she loved to have very, very rigorous and aggressive sex, along with new toys to me (to use on her) such as nipple clamps.

It took a few times to learn these things, as she didn't want me to think she was a freak. After we talked with Jose Cuervo, she forgot all about getting freaky.

 

[Miss Anthropic]

Matius quaffed:

Hi:

Not quite sure what to do with this one. I dig hanging out with her and we get along great. She just likes to f***, she doesn't seem to want to get eatin, suck it or jerk it real good. I know that probably sounds funny (and a bit sad), but how do you suppose I could go about this problem.

We have a cool open relationship, so I suppose I'll just find that with someone else, but I'd really like to get her to open up. You guys have any experience with this type? What are some things you did to correct the problem?

Any suggestions...

Thankz

Dear Matius;

You have deduced correctly. It sounds hopelessly sad at that, but perhaps not for the reasons you might imagine. Now then, outside of your touchingly clueless demaenour, perhaps at least part of the problem is that you are seeking rabbit solutions for a wolf situation?

If all you want is sex, that seems easy enough. A bottle of Cuervo and some loose insinuation posed specifically in such a fashion as to cause her to (keywords) helplessly choose to forget herself usually never fails. This methodology is proven regardless of whatever psychological demon that you are up against, and, after all, your words belie a certain want to enflame the rancor of her desire, to have her grasping at the fruit of your loins in shameless abandon, as it were.

In other words?

Fvck her mind first. Her heart and body will soon follow.

(And quickly, Lad, or someone else surely will.)

Humbly.

Miss Anthropic

 

[Reto]

Get that jar of honey out. Put it on your body, in different places including the ones you want. Hers too...

Chances are, she had a bad experience with oral. Someone forced her, etc. You just have to re-train her that it's fun. It might be tough or even impossible...

 

[matius]

You have deduced correctly. It sounds hopelessly sad at that, but perhaps not for the reasons you might imagine. Now then, outside of your touchingly clueless demaenour, perhaps at least part of the problem is that you are seeking rabbit solutions for a wolf situation?

quaffed

You must understand. Of about 20 replies (here and elsewhere), you are the first to say that I'm clueless. I bet you're around 18 or so, and you were flipping through the dictionary when you typed this post...In some sentences, the words you wrote don't quite seem to fit...like you didn't know what they mean.

Better luck next time.

 

[matius]

Nevermind, I've read your other 4 useless posts, and you do sound like a retard.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

hehe i hit jackpot with this girl I'm doing abit now... She actually LIKES giving and receiving oralsex she even likes the taste of *** and she surprised me the other day by just taking it in the face by doing it herself, I was completely shocked and that turned me so on

Talk with your girl, get out of her what SHE wants and what SHE likes

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by matius
How do you mean?

Like what Big Pappy eluded to, she may have other sexual interests. However, she may just have general inhibitions with sex. Is she wary about things outside of the standard 'guy on top' style of sex?

 

[Reto]

Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
hehe i hit jackpot with this girl I'm doing abit now... She actually LIKES giving and receiving oralsex she even likes the taste of *** and she surprised me the other day by just taking it in the face by doing it herself, I was completely shocked and that turned me so on

QUIT BRAGGING !!!

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by Kineti[C]harm
hehe i hit jackpot with this girl I'm doing abit now... She actually LIKES giving and receiving oralsex she even likes the taste of *** and she surprised me the other day by just taking it in the face by doing it herself, I was completely shocked and that turned me so on

Talk with your girl, get out of her what SHE wants and what SHE likes

Jackpot here too.... my gf actually says that it's good for her... how can you not like that?!?! ...I remember when I discovered this... we were camping outdoors, and she kinda said, 'I don't want you to get it all over yourself....' so she took it. I knew she was a keeper.

 

[matius]

Yeah, anything that has to do with intercourse is fine, position wise. That's why I'm perplexed (Break out the old dictionary Miss Anthropic).

I think most girls are more open to stuff like that Kineti[C]harm and InLawsHateMe...atleast more inclined. This is the first girl who is like that. By the way, cool as hell for you.

But I think it has to do with cleanliness issues. She suggested that I shave and wash in that area. And she also knows that I'm seeing other people...

 

[b's nuts]

Originally posted by matius
Yeah, anything that has to do with intercourse is fine, position wise. That's why I'm perplexed (Break out the old dictionary Miss Anthropic).

I think most girls are more open to stuff like that Kineti[C]harm and InLawsHateMe...atleast more inclined. This is the first girl who is like that. By the way, cool as hell for you.

But I think it has to do with cleanliness issues. She suggested that I shave and wash in that area. And she also knows that I'm seeing other people...

sounds like you just answered your own question.