Check out my new myspace ho!

[wayword]

http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p9028280ln8.jpg

I just met her on myspace. I took her out to dinner, and then took her home.
We started making out and she gave me head in the back seat of my car on the first date! Then I banged her and told her I had to go home. All in all, a good date :yes:

Lol, rigghhttt...this is "Cod3r's girl" from Ringu... :crackup:

 

[Derek Flint]

if you can cut down on your rap replies to half length then thats awesome--- you'll be a renowned poster in no time!

They're not his raps.

 

[Cloudtopsun2100]

?! whose raps then?

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Thugo is a troll who is on a roll.
He raps about his ho, which rhymes with so.
Anyone can rap and go tap tap tap
You just have to think of nonsence to rhyme and that would only cost a dime.
Yo, now I'm a rapper with a big zapper

He brags about his conquest with an online wh0re
But wakes up the next morning to see a sore.
He goes to the doctor to see what the problem is.
And it turns out he got some wierd disease that ends with is (because it rhymes).

Congratulations Thugo you are a good rapper.
But, my zapper is bigger than your zapper.

 

[Rebound Material]

Dood, thats Cod3r's girl....literally. Yea, Thugo is a fcukin troll.

 

[Jariel]

This thread is hilarious!

Winner of this round will go to the finals to face Dr Beard in an all out, freestyle rap duel!

The winner gets a signed photo of a random myspace wh0re!

 

[Nexxus]

this is hilarious
aite *****es let's see thugo n lastmanstanding battle it out, us guys are gonna be judges

 

[\O/]

This...is the weirdest post ever.

 

[Last Man Standing]

this is hilarious
aite *****es let's see thugo n lastmanstanding battle it out, us guys are gonna be judges

Hold it there kid, you trying to get me beaten up by a thug??

I can't believe Cod3r's girl cheated on him - he is going to be pissed!!! They're having a baby together too!!! This is going to be on the Jerry Springer Show - "My Girl went on MySpace and slept with My Cyber enemy!!!"

 

[Cancerian]

Thugo is a troll who is on a roll.
He raps about his ho, which rhymes with so.
Anyone can rap and go tap tap tap
You just have to think of nonsence to rhyme and that would only cost a dime.
Yo, now I'm a rapper with a big zapper

He brags about his conquest with an online wh0re
But wakes up the next morning to see a sore.
He goes to the doctor to see what the problem is.
And it turns out he got some wierd disease that ends with is (because it rhymes).

Congratulations Thugo you are a good rapper.
But, my zapper is bigger than your zapper.

LMFAO!!!:crackup:

(C)rap sux. I never could get into it, and believe me I tried.

 

[BlackJackal]

Man seriously, what the hell is up with this thread. Myspace ho's? Rap battles?:crackup:

 

[wayword]

So la ti do...
You too amateur
To go pro-gangsta
Ya so-called "battle rhymes"
Remind me of Looney Tunes
Played slow-mo in rewind
Take notes Skywalker
From this Jedi rapper
My meta-Force and saber
Make me the Last Vader
You not a contender
Just sit at home alone
Beating yourself off
Like bugs hitting a zapper.
Skywalker my ass
Ask Rollo Tomassi,
You should be Hand Solo
For chokin' it like Gracie.

 

[tucking fypo]

yo yo...


luke skywalker you think u the s hit
a 40 yr old virgin yeah! thats a hit!
you never done a chick- you dont even have a wife
goddam thats sad wigga ,just quit yo life!

you scroll through so-suave learning the ways
you've never approached a girl in-how-many-days?
your also a big loser, fuu wtf is luke skywalker?
now you like star-wars and now your trying to be a rapper?
you wish your game, was fly like mines
your wish your zapper, was high like mines!

i know your offended but the truth is the truth
my rhymes arent bs they only speak of the truth
so now luke skywalker let me tell you this,
go out there, find chicks and be happy a friend wrote this..

(i didnt mean the last part)
jk

 

[Luke Skywalker]

yo yo...


luke skywalker you think u the s hit
a 40 yr old virgin yeah! thats a hit!
you never done a chick- you dont even have a wife
goddam thats sad wigga ,just quit yo life!

you scroll through so-suave learning the ways
you've never approached a girl in-how-many-days?
your also a big loser, fuu wtf is luke skywalker?
now you like star-wars and now your trying to be a rapper?
you wish your game, was fly like mines
your wish your zapper, was high like mines!

i know your offended but the truth is the truth
my rhymes arent bs they only speak of the truth
so now luke skywalker let me tell you this,
go out there, find chicks and be a happy a friend wrote this..

(i didnt mean the last part)
jk

That does it, I'm taking my light saber out.
Because, I think you have a big mout

 

[Luke Skywalker]

I fail to see the humour.

 

[Scorched]

These raps are so weak, but that's why they are so funny.

I would not touch that asian girl in the pic.
But I'd let her give me head. ha haaaa

 

[pimpin IS easy]

thugo - you are 100% genuine pathetic loser........that pic u posted, Cod3r posted that in one of his threads saying that is his girlfriend!.....u taking that random pic, starting a thread about how u had sex with this girl, is truly pathetic and retarted - you should be ashamed of yourself for being such a loser, get off sosuave NOW

 

[DrBeard]

Yo yo yo, the Doctor is back afta bangin lots of crack,
coming at ya like a fox, to laugh at yo little c*cks!
Yo wanna rap against da master, but I'm always faster,
like when I'm fockin yo mother and making her my lover,
using my tongue before my 8inch dong,
in her mouth, before heading south.
I'm a mother focking demon and I'll cover yo all in semen!

Don't mess with the best until you pass the test, cos I'm the rump riding, sausage hiding, boy racing, ass chasing, b1tch slappin, freestyle rappin, chump beating, pvssy eating, hard f*cking, good looking, white faced brother, who will take it to your mother, make her scream my name, then put her on the game!

WORD!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChrizZ]

Yo yo yo, the Doctor is back afta bangin lots of crack,
coming at ya like a fox, to laugh at yo little c*cks!
Yo wanna rap against da master, but I'm always faster,
like when I'm fockin yo mother and making her my lover,
using my tongue before my 8inch dong,
in her mouth, before heading south.
I'm a mother focking demon and I'll cover yo all in semen!

Don't mess with the best until you pass the test, cos I'm the rump riding, sausage hiding, boy racing, ass chasing, b1tch slappin, freestyle rappin, chump beating, pvssy eating, hard f*cking, good looking, white faced brother, who will take it to your mother, make her scream my name, then put her on the game!

WORD!!!!!!!!!

DR BEARD, THE KING OF RAP IS BACK!

CAW CAW CAW CAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spartibus]

I've heard that song before!