Cheating lessons

[MightyMate]

Okay some of us are in LTR and cheat.
How to not be caught?
Let me give You some advice.
1. Dont let woman bite You. If she knows You got gf, simply tell her that, if she doesnt - dont let her do so.
2. Always delate all smses from inbox and sent box.
3. If You chat too much with some chick and my not remembe to delate or so, write her down in phone with guys name.
4. If the girl doesnt know Your gf, but knows You go one, lie about her. Lie about name and looks. It may help You someday.
5. If girl knows You girls You have to put stuff straight, that its a secret and You dont want LTR. You got to be sure she knows it.
6. Never wear same cloths to Your **** buddy and Your gf. Shes gonna find hair!
7. Always take shower after ****in othr girl, woman can feel other woman at You body.
8. When girl asks You about cheating take it as a joke, dont get mad, just say ' Oh quit that stupid ****' and have sex with her.
9. If You cheat with girl who has bf, then You are in perfect situation. You both gonna care not to get caught.

 

[MightyMate]

BUMP!

 

[reyalp]

Dunno, if you want to cheat, why be in an LTR?

But then again I'm an all-or-nothing kind of guy.

 

[MightyMate]

I made topi about cheating in LTR at Discussion place. This is tips place and tips for cheatrs. You dont cheat You dont need those I was all or nothing, black or white, when i was younger. Now i know grey and other colors also exist!

 

[shiningshadow]

I'd say being paranoid is a good tip.

 

[FunnyCide]

if your gonna cheat don't be in LTR...just stay single and have **** buddies

 

[MightyMate]

I thiunk cheating is very important part of LTR. It really helped many relations. Lots of people here cheat, and this topic is useful for them!

 

[Xtravaganza]

Has your girlfriend ever cheated on you mighty kid?

 

[MightyMate]

Originally posted by Xtravaganza
Has your girlfriend ever cheated on you mighty kid?

Current one - not.
Previous - ill never known!

 

[Xtravaganza]

Now, have you ever cheated on your current girlfriend mighty kid?

 

[MightyMate]

Yes kiddie i did.

 

[Xtravaganza]

Does she know about it?

 

[MightyMate]

Use my tips and nobody will ever know what You did.

 

[Xtravaganza]

You are not answering my question lil' mighty...

 

[MightyMate]

Silly question will not be answered kid!
Behave!

 

[infinite99]

i agree with reyalp.....i think a real man would have enough respect to not cheat

 

[Xtravaganza]

Originally posted by MightyMate
Silly question will not be answered kid!
Behave!

You're still dodging it Petit Mighty...

Does she know you cheated on her?

 

[Monkey]

More bullsh!t 'tips' spamming from Mightysh!te


...you not jumped under that train yet kid? :crackup:

 

[MightyMate]

You guys are lame.
Real man cheats and doesnt feel guilty. You are a bunch of kids who never had woman or been chated all the time. Regards!

 

[Monkey]

Originally posted by MightyMate
You guys are lame.
Real man cheats and doesnt feel guilty. You are a bunch of kids who never had woman or been chated all the time. Regards!

TRAIN - TRACK - JUMP - DIE - BYE!