Dhoulmagus said:
Buy a large white Hefty Bag.
Get a large black marker.
Cut out a hole for your head and arms.
Write in big clear letters: Douche Bag
Draw a big smiley face underneath.
I made that costume like two years back. With regular clothes underneath. Cheap as hell and it made people go BERSERK.
You can get away with acting like a "Douchebag" on Halloween.
We were all out walking around cars were honking people pointing and yelling: "Hey Douchebag!" in the streets. lmao. It was EPIC.
I would do humping motions in the street and yell out: "I'm a fvckin douchebag!" People would laugh and let their stress out by yelling it back at me.
Went to a party inside and was putting a few single chicks I'd never even met over my lap and spanking them with my friend taking pictures of it being a "douchebag".
Best costume ever for crazy attention and BS. lol
**This year I didn't have time to but next year I'm going to upgrade and getting the bowl head haircut wig, fire extinguisher painted silver with it rigged to look like a cattle gun, a 1958 quarter, small bag of planters peanuts, brown pants, black button down, cowboy boots and going as Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men.
Call it friend-O!