Chappelles words to live by

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First off this is all quotes from The Dave Chappelle show. I believe that he is a Natural Don and these quotes some-up the DJ mind set I believe.


"Yeeaahhh!"
"Im rich, B*tch"
"Some, Big Ass Titties"
"Hit this mothaf*cka G"
"Aww Skeet Skeet skeet skeet!!"
"Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Smoke weed everyday"
"Im one of the baddest mothaf*ckers of all time"
"Fear was never a factor Joe Rogan, I want some crack"
"Sorry for the inconvenience I was caught up with some, Punani"
"Wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down"
"MMMM-MMM B*TCH, It i'll get you drunk, you'll be f*cking fat B*tches in no time"

For all you who dont no what Dave Chappelle its ok. Those of you who still dont get what being a Don is all about its simple, live each day, those quotes are just fun just like how life should be. So....

"Enjoy yourself, Its a Celebration, B*TCH"

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"If she doesn't give you head, then she doesn't love you"
(dont know who wrote that but damn its true)
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Vincent

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"Make irrelevent posts about tired shows"

Oh wait, he never said that, but he should....

Moved to anything else --->

Wait not yet ;)
 
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